Photo by Warner The Allegheny College golf team took the NCAA Division III golf championship in Wooster, Ohio over the weekend. See story page 11. Professors Hussen, Schwartz and Serra await decision by Faculty Council Tenure Committee. or* See Story Page 11 ******************************************* Golfers Win Nationals, Clarke Takes Tourney THE CAMPUS of Allegheny College Volume 106, Number 26 Meadville, PA, Published Since 1876 May 25, 1983 Campus Feature Liberal Arts Earns 4.0 by Christian L. Allison With his graduation from college only a month away, the nervous job candidate wonders how he will do against the competition from graduates from colleges and universities which provide highly specialized educations. He is a liberal arts graduate who possesses not a specialized education, but rather an interdisciplinary background. Yet, he is applying for a job in this age of specialization. Despite an apparent contra- diction, this liberal arts graduate has as good, if not better than average chance at landing the job. With his broad ability to learn almost anything, he fits well in today's information- based society. "It is a fact that only 13 percent of the U.S. work force is employed in manufacturing, while 60 percent either produces or processes information," says John Naisbitt, trend analyst author of the bestselling book Megatrends. He claims, how- ever, that "people need to be with people. Technology ad- vances rapidly and in general well in advance of the willing. ness of a large portion of the population to adapt to it." Social analysts such as Naisbitt as well as educational administrators believe that this capacity for adaptability is the key element for survival in the informationally oriented society. "The danger of high technol- ogy backgrounds lies in the fact that these people may become infatuated with machines and data," says the Dean of the College Andrew Ford. "They lose the ability to distinguish the wheat from the chaf. Liberal arts graduates, however, gradu- ate with experience, desire, and the ability to learn." In the short run, a liberal arts graduate may lag behind the specialized, high-tech graduates, but his ability to adapt and learn will make the well-rounded individual more valuable to an organization and career growth will result. The utility of the employee with the ability to learn will increase down the career road. "Early on," says Ford, "the corporation will not reap Dean Ford by Angie Farkas Staff Writer In December of 1983, the Allegheny Board of Trustees will make a three million dollar decision. They will decide whether or not to grant tenure to Allegheny professors Martin immediate benefits of liberal arts graduates because they are not familiar with the jargon of the business. However, that can be picked up in six months or less. Later, the value of these indivi- duals becomes quite evident through their significant contri- butions." Bruce Thomas, vice-president and chief financial officer for U.S. Steel agrees. "You'ra a better person if you're a broadly educated person. There's a lifelong benefit in having as broad an educational back- ground as you can develop. You learn on the job about things like business, accounting, accounting and finance, more continued on page 3 Serra, Ahmed Hussen, and Robert Schwartz. Dean Ford defines tenure as , "an arrangement where a college says to a member of the faculty, `We will continue to employ you until either you retire or you are let go for very specific rea- sons.' " "Tenure is typically miscon- tion concerning faculty appoint- strued by the public as being ments describes the tenure pol- guaranteed a lifetime job, in icy as an "arrangement under part, because they think of which faculty appointments are judges," said Ford. "Many continued until retirement for judges are tenured. It is really age or physical disability, subject an extraordinarily lengthy near- • to dismissal for adequate cause guarantee of employment." or unavoidable termination on A newly developed constitu- account of financial difficulty or change of institutional program. The award of tenure is the single most important personnel deci- sion the college makes; it must be awarded with the gravest care." After a few calculation, Ford explained the gravity of the situation. "If you figure a person gets tenured at the age of 30 (receiv- ing an annual salary of $25,000) and mandatory retirement is 70, continued on page 2 minutes of Explains Tenure Policy Page 2 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS Students Fight Hikes Hester Horton, '82, Dies (CPS)--Students opposed to rais- ing the legal drinking age in their states have apparently won most of their legislative battles this spring, according to a check with various state legislatures around the country. "It looks like it (the drinking age hike bills) has been pretty much held off for now," says Bob Bingaman, head of the State Student Association in Washing- ton, D.C. and organizer of various state efforts to keep the legal drinking age under 21. Twenty -eight states and the District of Columbia entertained bills to raise their drinking ages this spring, but so far only Virginia and West Virginia actually have passed new drink- ing age laws, says Mindy Gaynes, who tracks such legislation for the National Conference of State Legislatures. Legislatures in Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Mississippi, Montana and South Dakota have already either defeated or have left their drinking age bills in limbo for this session. The moves to raise the drinking ages have been going on for several years, but achieved new momentum this spring after Reagan cabinet members urged all states to raise their legal limits to 21 years of age. At least 20 states had already raised the legal limit for some kinds of wines and liquors before this spring. Some 20 states still let 18-year-olds drink alcohol legally. Student groups in Kansas and Georgia, for example, offered alternatives to drinking age hikes. The Associated Students of Kansas sponsored a bill to make it illegal to drive while drinking 3.2 beer and another bill to make i.d.s harder to fake. Both bills passed. The Georgia Student Associa- tion convinced the state legisla- ture there to skip a drinking age hike in favor of a more compre- hensive alcohol education pro- gram that would start in the state's junior high schools. The impulse to toughen all liquor laws — a large number of individual colleges have adopted stiffer on-campus drinking poli- cies during this school year — got even stronger when -.the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism said it had discovered the number of alcohol-related injuries declined in states with newly-raised drink- ing ages. State student groups, general- ly opposed to raising the drink- ing age, this spring changed lobbying techniques in many state legislatures, Bingaman says. Generally abandoning the old "if-you're-old-enough-to-go-to- war-you're-old-enough-to-drink" argument, students in many states used more sophisticated civil rights and governmental arguments. "Students aren't saying they're in favor of DWI (driving while intoxicated)." says Bingaman, who worked with student lobbyists in Georgia, Kansas, Florida and Wisconsin. "We're saying we're in favor of responsible use of alcohol." The Allegheny College community notes with sorrow the death May 22 of Hester Layne Horton, who died quietly and unexpectedly in her sleep. Hester graduated from Alle- gheny in June 1982 with a joint major in English and History. She was active in a number of campus activities, with greatest energy spent on behalf of campus media. She served four years on the Campus staff, holding the posts of assistant copy editor, copy editor, and editorial page editor, as well as four years as a writer. She also worked briefly on publicity efforts for the Kaldron and for Radio Station WARC. She was a member of the Colloquy corn- Tenure Policy it (tenure) turns out to be a million dollar committment," said Ford. Allegheny recently revised its tenure guidelines to allow greater understanding of the policies and the evaluation pro- cess. According to Ford, the guidelines expanded from four- five pages to 40 pages. "It changed essentially in terms of describing in much more detail the procedures that will be followed in granting tenure and the criteria we'll use for granting that decision. I don't think the essence of the procedure has been changed." The evaluation process begins the February of the candidate's sixth year of service. At the end of every year, faculty members must prepare a brief self-evalua- tion. After six years, these evaluations are collected and handed to the tenured members of the faculty council for review. This committee also analyzes the candidate's qualifications through interviews with depart- j 1 6 6 6 ‘tt 1153hisincy ipotaio75 mittee her senior year, an worked on the Allegheny R view both junior and senio years. She also participated i Allegheny's first student-staffe Phonathon. In addition to story published in Alleghen Magazine, Hester was successfu in publishing poetry in tw journals, National Poetry Pres and World of Poetry. Her family has requested tha contributions in her memory b made to Allegheny College describing her time here as "th happiest days of her life." A memorial service for th college community will b conducted at 4:00 pm o Wednesday, June 1 in For Memorial Chapel. From Page 1 The new draft of tenure procedures states, "A tenure appointment should only be recommended when all the following conditions are met: The individual in question has outstanding ability; his/her abil- ities are the best available for the college's purpose; his/her abil- ities are those needed to balance the skills of others on the faculty in the area or areas in which he/she has chosen to work; and, the appointment will not block younger persons of greater ability." If a candidate does not receive a nod of approval, he or she is dismissed. Said Ford, "The catch is, at the end of the probationary period, if you don't get tenure you can't work at that place anymore. They aren't fired, but they aren't renewed either." Drama Professor John Han- ners and chemistry Professor Doug Smith received the nod this year. When asked by The Campus if they felt the new tenure policies and evaluation procedures were fair, both agreed it was too soon to tell. "I don't think we've been in the system long enough," replied Hanners. "It's too early to tell yet. It will take a few people to go through the system to see what's valid and what doesn't work." Smith agreed it was too early to make a judgment but added he had "no complaints" about the tenure procedures. "They seemed to be much more com- plete than in the past," said Smith. "Now, you have every- thing laid out in front of you. I was kept informed about what was going on at all points. They considered all the things that needed to be considered. I don't know how fair it is. I'd have to be on the other side to tell." APPLICATIONS FOR STUDENT/FACULTY COMMITTEES are now available in the ASG OFFICE Return to Box 1708 by May 30, 1983 Silver Shores Resta On The Lake Romantic atmosphere with Firep and Panoramic view of Conneaut Lake. SEAFOOD AND STEAKS LUNCH & DINNER DAILY SPECIALS STUDENTS WELCOME!! Hester Layne Horton mental members, students, alumni, and, if necessary, out- side peers. The report must be completed by October 1. Their report is followed by the submission of a depart- mental evaluation and recom- mendation to the dean of the college. The tenured members of the faculty council then review all of the accumulated materials and meet with the dean to discuss the candidate's qualifications. A preliminary poll following this discussion decides unoffi- cially whether or not tenure will be granted. An official vote is then taken to constitute the council's recommendation to the president. By December 15 of the seventh year of service, the president notifies the candidates of their decision. According to Ford, an affirm- ative decision is reached if the candidate "demonstrates an excellence in teaching, research, and community service." APARTMENTS FOR RENT: Conneaut Lake Park- for rent from Sept. through the first week of June '84 onl y. one 2 Bedroom Apartment $150 00 mo. one 3 Bedroom Apartment This includes ALL utilities. (814)- 382-3137 or (412) 264-4311. $17500 mo . GREENCASTLE, Ind. (AP) — Cartoonist Garry Trudeau, who received an honorary degree from DePauw University along with space shuttle crewman Joseph Allen, says astronauts are America's "only remaining heroes." Trudeau noted at Saturday's commencement that he was in grade school when the Soviet Union launched Sputnik. "Twenty-five years later, our astronauts . . . are arguably the only remaining heroes in a world which no longer is kind to heroes,' Trudeau said. Trudeau, creator of the comic strip "Doonesbury," is taking a break from drawing to write a book about the cartoon. CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25, 1983 Page 3 Workman: Residence Life `Refinement' To Continue THE WEEK IN NEWS by Tanya Dayos "Change in the direction of refinement," according to Direc- tor of Residence Life Kent Workman, describes the resi- dence life programs of 1982-83. Reflecting on his first year, Workman sees the major accom- plishments of residence life to be the refinement of room draw and the resident advisor (R.A.) selection processes. The areas Workman chose for improvement were those with which students had been most dissatisfied in previous years. Workman's primary concern about room draw was to prevent the cheating that had gone on in the past. Commenting on this year's accomplishments, Work- man said, "This year very little, if any, cheating took place. Although I was not here last year, from what I under- stand, the cheating had been quite bad." Liberal Arts than you can in college any- way." According to Megatrends, U.S. corporate managers are beginning to think longer range. "To most small companies, this isn't a new trend, but rather a sign that the multi-national corporations are coming around to a new way of thinking. Entrepreneurs, by nature, are building for the future," says Naisbitt. Critics of this analyst may call this wishful thinking, but statistics validate his claims. Says Ford, "Statistics show that top corporate executives come from liberal arts backgrounds." The fact that liberal arts recruits have become the cor- porate cream that rises to the top is based on the inherent nature of his educational dis- cipline — the ability to learn. The liberal arts education draws from pure science, social science, and the humanities to produce a graduate who possesses a smat- tering of all subjects. What this well rounded curriculum pro- duces is the ability and desire to learn anything. As our society becomes so multi-facetted, specialized stu- dents may end up costing corporations money rather than increasing productivity. They have fewer skills in re-educating themselves as the corporation puts more demands on them. "If you look into the corpor- ate sector," says Ford, "you see how much money they spend on education. Today the largest expenditure of education dollars is spent by corporations." Ford's interpretation is that many people are not being Before making the changes, Workinan worked closely with the student government. He also held several workshops in which students were invited to voice their opinions. These efforts resulted in strict enforcement of signups as well as some changes in procedure. Triples, quads, and houses had to be completely filled in order to be reserved. A room- mate matching service was estab- lished for those in need bf a roommate. This replaced the random assignment of room- mates for students who signed up alone. Workman hopes to continue the improvements in room draw next year. He recognized that "there is a lot that can be done with the system" and he hopes students will continue to voice their preferences. "More objective and more consistent," says senior R.A. Sue taught how to learn in colleges and universities. This inability to learn, "costs the corporation in not only educational expense, but the working time of their employees" emphasized Ford. "More . and more corporations believe that their employees may lack the desire and an ability to learn." Ford sees evidence of this attitude first hand. At Alle- gheny, several large corporations have expressed their support of its liberal arts graduates. Allegheny is one of only 11 liberal arts colleges selected by General Motors for special re- cruitment, and Xerox says, "We definitely consider Allegheny to be the top school in the nation Thomas, describing this year's R.A. selection process. Workman confirmed these as the intentions of the changes made. He was eager to point out that the R.A. selection process in the past had been good, and he felt only minimal changes were necessary. Workman broadened the in- formation on which to evaluate the candidates. An essay was added to the application and the number of required recommen- dations was increased. This year's candidates under- went more interviews that can- didates in previous years. Dur- ing the interviews, consistent questions were asked each candidate. Workman hopes to continue refining and improving these programs. He plans to look into new areas as well. He expressed a particular interest in improving the quality of life within the dorms. where we recruit." Cass and Birmbaum's Guide to American Colleges cites Allegheny College "among the top 200 most productive institutions in de- veloping business executives." Ford reports that, "The cor- porate executive officer recog- nizes the value of the liberal arts person. Middle managers look to the technically oriented grad- uates for short gain success. However, the attitude of the CEO filters down to the recruit- ment level." The liberal arts college pro- duces an individual; a person who can travel light and learn fast. "And the individual," says Naisbitt, "is now society's build- ing block." SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BUDDY WITH BALLOONS. From Page 1 FORD MEMORIAL CHAPEL SUNDAY, MAY 22, 1983 GUEST PREACHER: Rt. Rev. Egbert H. Donovan, O.S.B. MUSIC: "0 Church of God, Reach Up, Reach Out" — Butler "Irish Blessing"--Witherup Chapel Choir under the direction of Stephen Sbeftz REMEMBER TO WEAR something red in honor of, Pentecost Reagan 'Serious ' On Arms Control WASHINGTON (AP) — With written assurance from President Reagan that he is serious about nuclear arms control, Congress will consider this week whether to reverse a decision made last year and release $625 million for developing the MX missile. A close vote is expected in both the House and Senate on the money for MX engineering and flight tests. The money was appro- priated last December but temporarily withheld from the Pentagon because of uncertainty as to how the inter-continental missile would be based. Storms Ravage Southern States (AP) — Bloated rivers spilled across southern Mississippi on Sunday, forcing thousands more people to flee floodwaters brought by storms that ravaged the Gulf Coast with rain, hail and tornadoes. Meanwhile, in Houston, the grinding chatter of chainsaws pierced the air around rubble-strewn neighborhoods after three waves of tornadoes that left 10 people dead, more than 100 injured and about 1,000 families homeless. In all, 26 people have perished in Southern storms since last Wednesday. `Doonesbury' Creator Laudes Astronauts Photo by Palermo Eighty- two runners participated in the Phi Psi 500 this past weekend. United Cerebral Palsy benefited from the annual event. Robertson Field Project Underway BAskiN- RobbiNs 5 A piE shop, Too! Buy A PIE FOR ANy spEciAl occAsioNt! Shear Perfection by Dallas Full-Service Salon Walk-Ins Welcomed 10% Discount with college ID G. 226 Park Avenue Plaza 724-1671 11le rt Bus AC*N. .friar Turkg :417) Rt. 18 East Side 382-6500 Serving 7 Days From 5 PM Featuring Boneless STEAKS—CHICKEN—FISH All Dinners Include: Soup and Salad Cart. Choice of Baked Idaho White, Sweet Potato, or Buttered Rice, Roll Basket and a Complimentary Carafe of House Wine or Pitcher of Ale. Reservations Suggested Fri. & Sat. teakbougr Page 4 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS Eighty-Two Run In Phi Psi 500 by Patricia Montgomery Staff Writer The college recreation facil- ity, Bousson, was closed one year ago. As an alternative to Bousson, the new Robertson Field Project was proposed by the recently formed Robertson Recreational Task Force. The Robertson Recreational Task Force is an ad hoc commit- tee. organized to plan activities for the future Robertson Field Project. The committee phased out Bousson as the college "getaway" area. Bousson is inaccesible to the college community. As Dr. Sam Harrison explained, "Because of the energy crisis, evolution has passed Bousson by. It has ceased to be a resource of the college, it is too far away." Other disadvantages of Bousson include the small grounds. The college has out- grown Bousson. "The college used to take the entire freshman class of 200 there for a picnic," said Harrison. "Now, with 600 freshmen, Bousson is an impos- sibility." Bousson was also subject to vandalism which caused the college to incur damage costs. Robertson Field is an ideal location for a recreational facil- ity. The field is close, yet removed, from the campus. Plans have been developed for the Robertson Field Project, including a large picnic shelter adjacent to a public playing area, a smaller picnic shelter, a lean-to for overnight camping, and undeveloped camp sites with stone fireplaces. A network of trails for hiking and cross-country skiing is an added feature. The committee also plans to develop a "fitness trail." The fitness trail will have redwood equipment along the paths for joggers and walkers to exercise with, providing a mini-gymnas- ium in the forest. Along with the aforemen- tioned developments, plans are being made for six or seven new field areas. According to Dean of Students Don Skinner, there are roughly 120 acres to be developed in the project. Said Skinner, "We could easily build five new football areas equiva- lent to the one we have now." The project is funded by private gifts, the college, and the community. According to Skinner, if all goes well, the picnic areas are scheduled to be ready by next fall. by Lizz Emanuel Staff Writer Matthew Rowe, Allegheny Student Government (ASG) finance committee chairman, rescinded last week's $4500 proposal to be allocated from the ASG General Fund for Senior Week at Tuesday's ASG meeting. The proposal was revised to $3500, to assure the by Anne Linaberger Staff Writer Allegheny juniors John Nelson and Joan Foulkrod won Saturday's Phi Psi 500 Road Race for United Cerebral Palsy. Nelson was first across the finish line with a time of 15:54, followed by senior John Cannon with a time of 16:05. Foulkrod ran the 3.1 mile course in 20.06, followed by freshman Annie Donovan at 20:47. The outstanding teams of runners were awarded kegs for their performances. The "White House" team of Nelson, Cannon, Roger Nelson, Mark Schmidt and Wayne Mandak swept the competition with a combined time of 1 :21 :56. The "DMIs" captured the women's team keg with a combined time of 1 :46 :01 . They are Foulkrod, Donovan, Tammie Schmieler, Julie Meyer and Kerry Logan. In the 17-and-under division, Meadville resident Louie Musica, 16, and Tracy Croll, 17, were winners. Allegheny profes- sor James Lombardi took first place in the 31-and-over division with a time of 16:35. Maria Brink was the women's winner in the same division. "I think the race was a huge success," said Race Director Mitch Krinsky. "This was our General Fund a $1000 "cushion." The finance committee also proposed $275 be allocated to the intramural office to finance a "dive-in theatre" to be held May 30 at 9 p.m. in Mellon Pool. The intramural office will show the movie Jaws, while sponsor- ing a free swim and refresh- ments. first year for this kind of event and we had a large turnout. Eighty-two of the 101 regis- tered individuals ran in the race which began at the Phi Kappa Psi House on Highland Avenue. A large group of spectators were on hand to cheer the runners who ranged in age from 12 to 52. Assistant Race Director Andy vonKaenel was disappointed in the number of Meadville resi- dents competing in the race. "The largest age group was the 18 to 30 year olds, so obviously we did not get a lot of town participation," said vonKaenel. "Running is such a popular form of exercise. I really expected quite a few older runners from town." The Phi Psi brotherhc a plans to make the race an anr .,_al event, but plans to hold it o a Sunday rather than a Saturday next year. "We were competing with spring parties by holding the race on Saturday," said Krinsky. "Moving the race to F:unday should facilitate more Greek participation." "For our first year, the event was very well organized and planned," said vonKaenel. Krinsky echoed this senti- ment, "The race was a lot of work, but it was worth it." Rowe commented, "This is innovative if not anything else." The allocated funds will cover costs of the movie, five life- guards, and refreshments. In addition, the finance corn- mittee proposed $100 be given to the Allegheny rugby club to cover $50 league dues, and $50 for transportation and telephone costs. All three finance committee proposals passed council vote and will be brought up for a second vote at the next ASG meeting. In other business, the ASG 1983-84 budget was brought to council for review. The pro- posed budget of $89,000 matches the amount recom- mended by Allegheny College Treasurer Larry Yartz. The $89,000 figure was arrived at by estimating a percentage of next year's tuition fees. ASG council passed the budget proposal for 1983-84. A second vote will be taken at the next meeting. ASG Settles Financial Matters I I 0111111114 MIMS 8011=114 NO11114 MOEN MINIM MEW )411111114 MINIM I if you think you have seen it all-you haven't called Park Avenue Plaza 724-3157 CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25,1983 Page 5 College Houses Are Matchsticks by Terry True "The house doesn't have anything at all, no smoke detectors, no fire alarms, no fire extinguishers," said senior Mark Hanna. "I'm a fireman at home. And this house would go up like a matchstick." Hanna and other students who lease college houses are concerned about the lack of fire safety equipment in their resi- dences. "It's not safe. Anything can happen when you're asleep," said senior Tanya Wilson. "There is no need to wait until someone gets burned." In a survey of five college apartments, two contained smoke alarms, installed by former residents, and none had fire extinguishers. Pennsylvania State Codes 37.107 and 37.108 require a minimum of one smoke detector and fire extinguisher on every floor of group homes, lodging houses, and dormitories con- taining four to eight residents. "Those houses have a special contract," said Security Director Larry Silvis. "They are leased like an apartment by Vic Kress." (NOCR) — Residents of a Penn State U. dormitory com- plex don't have to imagine what escaping a high-rise fire is like. With a new fire simulator, they can find out. The mobile simulator unit is actually a 14' by 40' trailer, remodeled inside to resemble a dormitory room and hallway. Students enter through one end, and, after a presentation on fire safety and escape, open another door to find a smoke-filled hallway. They must then practice techinques such as get- ting low to avoid smoke and counting doorways to the exit. The heat and smoke condi- tions closely resemble those of a real fire, says Max McGee, coordinator of Pollock Resi- dence Halls. "And that makes a bigger impact on the students," he says. The simulator is only part of a new fire safety program for the Pollock/Nittany/Centre resi- dence hall area. The program grew out of student and staff concern over a series of small closet fires that were probably the work of an arsonist. "Some students noticed that many people weren't responding to the alarms," says McGee. "They became interested be- cause they were scared about what might happen." About 15 to 20 students formed a new fire safety corn- Silvis made a distinction between leased houses and dormitory houses. Four non-related residents is the maximum number allowed to live in a house before the residence is termed a boarding house. When the college leases houses and apartments to four or less students, the school is not responsible for fire safety de- vices. College houses containing more than four residents do have fire extinguishers, alarms and reinforced structures to meet fire codes for a small dormitory. "The college meets all fire codes in larger dormitories, campus buildings, and college houses," said Silvis. "Fire Marshal George McCullem, who is very thorough, and an inde- pendent fire inspection group make annual inspections on everything we have." College administration is con- cerned about fire safety in leased houses. Several months ago Silvis proposed installation of fire extinguishers in leased residences. Residence Life Director Kent Workman said, "During the fall Paula Coyle (-Wurst) made a mittee, and decided "to try to do something that was creative and fun" rather than simply schedule fire safety lectures. The simulator is part of that effort, as is an upcoming mock disaster to be staged in one of the high-rise dorms. Students and firemen will know the day of the drill, but not the time, says McGee. The drill will pro- vide high-rise fire training for the firefighters and escape training for the students. Enthusiasm for the projects has spawned a new awareness of fire safety, McGee says. One student who was in danger of suspension for shooting off fire extinguishers agreed instead to work on the committee, and has been a very active member. Construction of a fire simu- lator is expensive, McGee says, but he hopes to facilitate sharing of units between schools. I e I I I push for good safety devices in the houses." The request for fire extin- guishers and smoke alarms has been held up by legal problems. "Fire safety is something we are all concerned about," said Business Manager Paul Zubrod. "There are no quick and easy answers." Controversy includes de- ciding the type of fire extin- guishers to be installed. "Ex- tinguishers will happen," said Zubrod. No date can be given for installment until the study of fire devices is completed. Smoke detectors pose liabil- ity difficulties. Zubrod is concerned with types of sys- tems, system monitoring, stu- dent privacy and equipment failure. Zubrod stated "If we were to buy K-mart variety smoke de- tectors and the batteries were dead during a fire, there is a real question of who is responsible." by Dana Hudler Students looked at each other with curiosity. On Friday the usual 10:30 rush to the P.O. was somewhat slower. Three hundred and sixty-two senior citizens walked and wheeled among the mass of Alleghenians near Arter Hall during the Second Annual Senior Recognition Day. Com- pliments on the beauty of the Allegheny campus could be heard over the dull roar of hurried voices and footsteps. "The landscaping is gorgeous," said one male senior. The day was young and the senior citizens had already be- come fond of Allegheny's initial appearance. Once inside the Campus Center, many seniors found Alleghenians to contradict stereotypical "college kids." When asked about her thoughts of Allegheny after mingling with various students, Betty King replied, "I enjoy it so much. I went to an advanced psychology class." She had gone to college "years ago" and vaguely contrasted today with "yesterday." "The informality and friend- liness are just so great! I wish I ; I I I I I I I 044 ie..ct rar.whaseira • • Penn State Students Tried By Fire re . • • • •■■•■ • • • • • • ••■• • • •■••• • • • • ...I. • • • .1 Duerrs Flowers Congratulate your favorite senior with flowers! FTD Fresh & silk arrangements, blooming plants • organ St. Photo by Palermo Senior citizens enjoy lunch and conversation during Friday's "Senior Recognition Day." were in school again. I just love itt" King perceived the students as "the dearest group of young people. They're out of this world." One senior, who had visited Allegheny previously, said, "I've been here before and that's why I keep coming back." Others who visited previously were familiar with the courtesy and friendliness of the Allegheny atmosphere and seemed to be more impressed with the facili- ties available to the students. "I'm surprised at the modern equipment here at Allegheny. The library is excellent . . . I appreciate the ticket to all of the cultural and athletic events," said one senior. Dr. Thompson, chairman of the Senior Recognition Day Committee, was pleased with the positive response. He feels that "Allegheny has an obligation to enrich the lives of the commu- nity at large. It is important for senior citizens to have a feeling of self-worth." The classes, theater arts and musical productions, tours, luncheons, and feedback sessions were co-ordinated and designed to "take away some of the apprehension" that senior citi- zens might have toward a college environment," said Lila Meedle. Meedle is a member of the Senior Recognition Day Corn- mittee and staff member at the Crawford County Office of Aging. Those seniors interviewed showed no apprehension toward the college environment, only admiration of students and appreciation of the facilities and college staff. President Harned and the Crawford County Office of Aging have granted the Senior Recognition Day Committee a "significant amount of money," said Thompson. The commitee looks for Senior Recognition Day to be an annual event. Senior Citizens Visit Campus Page 6 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS •• • An invitation to a GOOD TIME! C.C. GOODTIMES '83 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * May 27th and 28th FRIDAY, MAY27th 34:30 pm 430-5:30 pm 5:30-7 pm 630-9:30 pm 7-9 pm 9-11 pm 9-11 pm 11 pm-? John Hartford sponsored by ASG Caricature Artist APO Tug-of-War Caricature Artist Alex Bevan (in case of rain;CC lobby) APO Air Band Contest Ping Pong/Pool Tournament Movie: "Start The Revolution Without Me" CC West Lawn CC West Lawn CC West Lawn CC West Lawn CC West Lawn CC Lobby CC Gamesroom CC Auditorium SATURDAY, MAY 28th The jammers Frisbee Pros front of Post Office Sidewalk Chalk-Art Contest CC Sidewalks APO Dunking Booth CC West Lawn Caricature Artist CC West Lawn The Jammers CC West Lawn All-College Skating Parking Lot (college I.D. required for skating) The Jammers CC West Lawn Victorian Photographs CC West Lawn The Jammers CC West Lawn Dave Steele CC West Lawn Ice Cream 254 CC West Lawn Victorian Photographs CC West Lawn The Movies- A Sophisticated New Wave Band CC Lobby Steve Landesberg and CC Auditorium Livingston Taylor CC Lobby The Movies-Don't Miss 'Em I NOTE In case of rain, all events will be held in the C.C. -except for the All-College Skating, which will be held in Montgomery ...=. ,' VPnseTd by the CC Cabinet* 11 pm-2 am 10:30 am 11 am 11-4 pm 12-4 pm 12:30-130 12:30-5:30 pm 2:30-pm 3-5 pm 3:30-4:30 5:30-7:30 pm 5:30-7:30 pm 530-7:30 pm 7:30-8 pm 8-11 pm rtiCASKAINK.>1004110:::"11/1N: >WOK Allgt>1111XVICKNISKWEIMMIKAIIKOMIECARK APPLY NOW For Campus Staff Positions The Following Positions Are Available: Managing Editor Assistant Managing Editor News Editors Arts Page Editors Editorial Page Editors Sports Editors Photo Editors Assistant Editors Business Manager Typists Staff Photographers Staff Writers Advertising Representatives Mailing Manager Cartoonists Editorial Board All Positions On A One-Term Basis Deadline For Applications is Friday, May 27 Pick Up Applications At The Campus Office, Campus Center Room U 2101 legmaRcoomcms.,sustoagicer,,Irri!!!!c ourrs, CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25,1983 Page 7 College Students To Voice On Trustee Boards (CPS) — When school opens in the fall, there will be a student sitting with the University of Virginia's board of trustees for the first time ever. The student won't be able to vote, but it's a "first step" toward giving students a real voice in how their campus is run, says Student Council member Rudy Beverly. It's the "first step" that students in Missouri, Texas, and Massachusetts, to name just a few states, have been fighting harder to take recently. The effort to get students on boards of trustees — a major campus political issue of the sixties that faded over the years — has gained new steam in the last year as, once again, the quality of student life has changed dramatically over a short period of time. "There's definitely been a resurgence of interest in getting student members on governing boards," observes Janice Fine, president of the U.S. Student Association in Washington, D.C. ACROSS ? DOWN 1 Acknowledge 1 Timetable 5 Off ? abbr. 9 School of ? 2 Contend whales ? 3 Executive 12 Prevalent ? 4 Unwanted 13 Apportion ? plants 14 Compass pt. ? 5 Part of "to 15 Allude to ? be" 17 In harmony ? 6 Affluence 19 Standards of 7 Siamese perfection ? coins 21 Repetition ? 8 Still 22 Moccasins ? 9 Italian 24 Give — time ? seaport 25 Moham- ? 10 Dillseed medan leader 11 Ancient 26 Stout's ? Persian relative ? 16 Scale note 27 On land ? 18 Force 29 Fla.'s neigh- ? onward bor ? 20 Passageway 31 Neither's ? 22 Gasp for companion ? breath 32 Chi.'s State ? 23 Century plant 33 French ? 25 War god article ? 27 Is ill 34 Uncouth person 35 Tellurim symbol 36 Mixes 38 Concealed 39 Bitter vetch 40 Engineer's deg. 41 Prohibits 42 Wings 44 Fright 46 Advance 48 King of birds 51 Hail! 52 Actor's aim 54 Search for 55 Crimson 56 Paradise 57 Kilmer subject She attributes the resurgence to students "getting fed up when they see that the governing body responsible for their woes doesn't even have a student sitting on it." "More and more students around the country are trying to get the trustees to accept stu- dent members," agrees Linda Henderson of the Association of Governing Boards of Colleges and Universities (AGB). Some efforts have succeeded. Students have won governing seats at Wheaton College in Massachusetts, Harvard, Rad- cliffe, Northwestern, Howard, Wesleyan and Occidental Col- lege, reports Sara Thurin of the Coalition of Independent Col- lege and University Students (COPUS). Among state schools, only 22 to 26 states had student trustees in 1981, according to an AGB estimate. A new Education Commission of the States survey found 34 states now have at least one state school with a student on its governing board. CROSS WORD PUZZLE FROM COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE 28 More ancient 42 At a distance 29 Profit ? 43 Affection 30 Sums up ? 44 Walked on 34 San Diego ? 45 Scale note player ? 47 Exist 36 Concoct ? 49 Majors of TV 37 Sewer's need 50 Piece out 39 Having ears 53 Printer's 41 Brag measure But the governing boards themselves often put up stiff fights against letting students sit on them. They feel the boards should be independent, objective advocates of the whole campus, not representatives of special interest groups like students or faculty members. "Students do represent a specific constituency,". asserts the AGB's Henderson, "and our national commission recom- mends that governing board members not have any kind of constituency or special interests to serve except what is best for the university." But to think non-student governors don't represent special interests is "ridiculous," Fine replies. "Most trustees are wealthy businessmen, and their con- stituency is business. If any- thing, students are less political because the only interests they have are altruistic, not how they can award contracts to help big business." COPUS's Thurin says a gov- ernment "study on th demo- graphics of the averag _ board of trustees (shows) they are typical- ly white, upper-class males over age 50, and mostly alumni of the institution." Students, on the other hand, "represent all kinds of back- grounds," she says. Whatever their background, students seem to want to get on the boards mostly to gain representation in decisions over their taxation — tuition. They need "at least some- thing to give students a way to voice their opinions on impor- tant matters like faculty cut- backs and tuition increases," Thurin asserts. "We want to make sure we have a voice in the selection of future presidents, as well as their salaries and other matters," explains Jim Lofgren of the University of California Student Lobby, which is trying to win more decision-making rights for students of the nine-campus UC system. Illinois students are trying to get voting rights for their representatives on the public governing boards, while Missouri and Texas students are just trying to earn seats, with or without voting privileges for the time being. The AGB, however, opposes those efforts, "We've found that (PIO) ? — ? Richard ? B. McKenzie, professor of eco- nomics at Clemson University, will present the keynote address at the Pennsylvania Conference of Economists annual meeting at Allegheny College on Thursday. McKenzie will lecture on "The Limits of Economic Science" at 8 p.m. in Allegheny's Ford Memorial Chapel. McKenzie's ? lecture ? will address the difference between analytically based economics and the philosophy of eco- nomics. McKenzie is a senior visiting fellow at the Heritage Foundation and has been a professor at Clemson since 1978. He received the George Washing- ton Honor Medal for "Bound to Be Free" from the Freedoms Foundation of Valley Forge in 1983. He has written 11 books and numerous articles and jour- nal notes. students generally have too short a term of service to know their jobs as trustees. Just when they get the hang of it, they gradu- ate." Instead, the AGB advises schools to hold special meetings to allow student input. But "getting one student to sit on the governing board is merely a token" anyway, Fine contends. "We're working to get students represented on many levels — state student associa- tions, on university committees and on governing boards as well. Then we'll feel we really have some ability to affect decision making." His lecture is part of a two-day conference of econo- mists from education, industry and government. Economists will meet to discuss and read papers about public-policy oriented issues. "The American Steel Industry: Its Problems and Prospects," "The Pennsylvania Economy," and "Economic Out- look: Forecast by Business Economists" are three of the topics slated for discussion. The Hon. James 0. Pickard, secretary of the Pennsylvania Department of Commerce, will give keynote address at noon on May 26 on Economic Develop- ment Initiative by the Thorn- burgh Administration and the Department of Commerce." Richard M. Cyret, president of Carnegie-Mellon University will give a keynote address at 12:30 p.m. on May 27 on "The Con- cept of Uncertainties in Eco- nomic Theory." 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 El 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 ■ 34 35 ■ 36 37 38 39 40 ■ 41 42 43 44 45 46 II 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 IC*Ni l , Start Planning Summer aw? ? Vacation Today!! Contact The Travel Experience for the I way to the Beach! See Marilyn or Butch 249 Chestnut St., 724-1053 Conference Begins Tomorrow College Press Service Letters To The Editor Andreola Faces Facts The arguments which I attrib- uted to a liberal in "Intellectual Liberals Far From Ignorant" (The Campus, May 11) were apparently not exaggerated enough, i.e. not far removed enough, from actual liberal arguments. I must think this, since the writers of "Andreola's Not Buchwald" (thank God for that) assumed that those argu- ments I attributed to a liberal were my actual perceptions of liberal viewpoints. Thus, I am led to suspect that liberal arguments are even more ridicu- lous than I had previously thought. What I'm trying to say, if I may misquote Shakespeare, is that "the liberal doth protest too much, methinks." I am surprised, however, that the gentlemen did not notice my use of exaggeration, since they themselves employed the same method in their assertion that "50 percent of our . . . 'National Defense' budget goes as either loans or out-right grants to other nations." In consulting the 1982-83 Statistical Abstract of the United States, one finds that for 1981, the most recent year for which such statistics are available, the figure is actually 15 percent. Gentlemen, have you ever heard that the proper way to use facts as evidence is to use the facts, not figments of your imagination which you call the facts? Michael Andreola Confessions Of A Soapaholic by Ned Boyajian The last episode of the season of my favorite soap opera, The Rays on Our Hides, is coming up very soon. Set in a small north- eastern liberal arts college that thinks it is in the midwest, its intense human drama, its penetrating psychological study of the students as they grapple with deeply meaningful ques- tions of adult life (like when will the sun come out so that they can get tan? or what to do Saturday night?) rivets my atten- tion. Of course, not every student is so dedicated. Some waste their time, as if there were no tomorrow, on trivial reforms or petty social concerns. Yet somehow it is these ne'er-do- wells that make the show endearing. Many of these subplots are reaching crisis point, and like all soaps, The • Rays on Our Hides is leaving us in tremendous suspense. Here are a few of the most burning problems left unresolved: The Rays on Our Hides . . . a penetrating • psychological study of students grappling with deeply meaningful questions .. . --Will this year's seniors find that there is life after gradua- tion? Will there be any money left in the ASG treasury after this year's senior week? Will they care? —Will the C.C. Cabinet con- tinue its feud with ASG? —Will anyone ever be able to remember for more than a few hours that a club called Open Forum exists? Will Open Forum remain the wonderful, all-Ameri- can organization that it is, or will it become a front for the Moonies? —Will the ROTC succeed in converting the Reis Hall com- puter into a nuclear missile guidance system? —Where will the lucky 73 go if they do not get rooms for next year? Who will tell Resi- dence Life where to go if they don't get rooms? —Will the verbal assassination of Mike Andreola ever be avenged? —Will Stablex go ahead with its threat to dump toxic waste in Robertson Field in retaliation for student involvement in the anti-Stablex rally? —Will WARC ever reach the height of its enormous potential, or will it continue to wallow in mediocrity? Ditto The Campus. —And what about Naiomi? For the answers to these and other questions we must all return; same time, same place, next fall. At least those of us with rooms can. ). ? ), Page 8 Wednesday, May 25,1983 CAMPUS Stablex Issue: Political Process At Work On May 17, 94.7 percent of the 448 Greenwood Township residents who voted in the primary election voted in favor of a referendum that would prohibit a Stablex waste treatment plant from locating in their township. On the surface it would appear that the news- papers were correct in stating that the issue was rapidly drawing to a close. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Stablex referendum was nonbinding, and so despite the overwhelming sentiment expressed, no agencies or legislators will be forced to comply with the wishes of the township residents. editorial Last week, Stablex filed the necessary papers giving them the option to purchase land in Greenwood Township for the waste treatment plant. This option can be exten- ded into 1984 if Stablex so desires. Perhaps most notably, during last week's primary election a majority of Crawford County residents seeming- ly ignored' the wishes of their fellow countians in Green- wood Township. Incumbents Ivan Rose (R) and Richard Ruhiman (D) were renominated for the county commis- sioner seats which open next year. Rose and Ruhlman have been staunch Stablex supporters, and at least one of them is assured a commissioner's seat since three of the four candidates will be elected. Because the other candi- dates, Gene Rumsey (R) and David Glenn (D) have said they will oppose the Stablex plant, the issue will obviously remain undecided until the November election detemines the "mix" of the commissioners. Crawford County is presented with an almost classic model of how our political system was designed to work. Ideally, our elected representatives vote the same way on issues that a majority of their constituents would have voted on the same issues given the chance. This does not mean we should elect "rubber-stamp" representatives, but an elected official is always held accountable to his consti- tuents. One who does not truly represent the will of the people at least a majority of the time could and perhaps should lose his job. Thus, it is the responsibility of the citizens to elect representatives who will most accurately represent their points of view. Under the political system given to us over two hun- : 'dred years ago, each side in the Stablex issue still has a chance for victory. Each must educate the voting public as to its position on the issue and the importance of voting for candidates who support that position. When the final decision on Stablex is made, it will be made by three county commissioners who were chosen by a fully in- ? formed and caring, electorate. That's how the political process was designed to work. It's reassuring to see something in this country that is still working properly after such a long time. Members of the Editorial Board are: Chris Allison, Matthew Coyne, Lynn Echnoz, Andrew Gibson, Bill Grattan, Kathi Kern, Amy Kline, Tanya Linn, Kimberly Rye, and Bill Varley. The Campus welcomes all reader response. We reserve the right to reject all letters not meeting our standards of integrity, accuracy, and decency, and to edit for grammat- ical errors. Deadline for letters is 5 p.m. the Sunday before publication. The letters should be typewritten, double- spaced, and must be signed, with a phone number for verification. Names may be withheld upon request. Managing Editor ? Bill Grattan Assistant Managing Editors ? Cindy Gerrie David Lowrie Associate Editor ? Dennis Grantham Business Manager ? Tammie Clarke Advertising/PR Manager Ann D'Alesandro Layout Editor ? Suzy Peetz News Editors ? Chet Dudzinski Chris Shipley Assistant News Editor ? Anne Rumsey Editorial Page Editor ? Kimberly Rye Assistant Editorial Page Editor ? Matthew Coyne Editorial Page Cartoonist ? Anne Linaberger Sports Editor ? Kevin Treu Assistant Sports Editor ? Shelly Ranus Arts Page Editor ? Simon Crum Assistant Arts Page Editor Roy Robson Photography Editors ? Kirsten Bremmer Pete Palermo Layout Staff ? Mary Jo Boylan Denise Cleary Leslie Morschhauser Ad Sales Representatives ? Denise Bablak Lynne Bowerman Lisa Fiedor Ad Layout Managers ? Sue Hodges Janette Leyburn Head Typist ? John Mehling Mailing ? Lisa Abraham Distribution ? Jeff Bauman Advisor ? Sonya Jones THE CAMPUS of Allegheny College CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25, 1983 Page 9 Editorial/Opinion Dean Skinner Knows Its Spring When... by David Lowrie Assistant Managing Editor It's nearly impossible to write from an original point-of-view on a "winter-into-spring" theme, yet such temptations are per- ennial. Students need not be alerted to the arrival of spring — they know it comes right after spring break, whether or not they went to Florida. But those less in tune with our recreational pasttimes, like Dean Skinner, need other re- minders of the changing seagr-3 What reminders? Well, Dean Skinner knows it's spring when . . . . . . it's time to set up the drill facades at Bousson again, . . . Kroger's sends him a bill for 95 dozen eggs delivered to a large house on Terrace Street, by David A. Dworakowski Sifting through the debris in my top desk drawer a few days ago, I came across an old letter I had received from my mother the first week of freshman year. "Dear David," the letter began, "Enclosed is $20 from your father and I to enjoy yourself with. We miss you, and think about you all of the time. Love, Mom." My gosh, I thought to myself as I continued searching through the four years of accumulated junk, trying to convince myself the $20 might still be around, how times have changed from freshman year to senior year. I came to Allegheny College certain of two things: I would get good grades and eventually go to Harvard Law School, and, even more importantly at the time, my high school sweetheart and I would stay together always. I remember that my stomach felt like sour milk at the sight of the family station wagon pulling away down North Main Street the first day of my four-year road ahead. "Son," my father had said just before leaving, "Study hard, but take plenty of time out to enjoy yourself. Otherwise you'll go crazy." "We love you," sobbed my mother. "I am going to write you every week and I'll send you . . . another pie-throw rolls around, and so does another backache, . . . he gets the urge to sneak up to the tuna deck on a sunny day and see what it's really like, . . . the Pennsylvania Parks and Recreation Commission calls to complain about students selling maps to the nude beaches at Presque Isle and Woodcock, . . . he discovers he has a mysterious charge account at Hank's, with a very large running tab ("What's Hank's?" he asks), cookies often. like with the chips." Dear College Community, In 1973, a new organization was formed at Allegheny "to expose the college community to new and interesting ideas and a wide variety of issues not covered in the college curricu- lum." We, as a nation, were struggling under the pressures and disharmony of student un- rest, civil rights, and Vietnam. It is now 1983, and times have changed. New problems such as the tightening job market and poor economic con- ditions have resulted in a change in student attitudes. Colloquy, the new organiza- tion of a decade ago, has come to an important crossroad in its existence. The Committee real- ized that Colloquy was no longer addressing the needs of the college community. We sought . .. the trustees show up for their spring meeting and find editorials from The Cain pus secretly placed at their confer- ence tables by student leaders, . . . it seems like a good idea to have two weekends a term without parties, . . . President Harned calls him at 2 a.m. after a certain fraternity once again streaks across campus, and the neigh- bors' calls wake Mrs. Harned, . . . even Andy Ford has a tan, . . . The Campus restaurant critic gives student leaders' lunches 1/2 star with him, but four stars without him, "I'll put our 12 x 14 picture right by my bed," gushed my high school heart-throb. "I will stare at it for hours each night before I go to sleep. It will all work out in the end just like you say — graduation from college, then marriage and law school." faculty, administrative, and most importantly, student support in reviving Colloquy. Despite these efforts, the Committee failed to gain student interest. It is difficult to see any organization that you have cared about, given your time and energy tc, and most of all, loved and believed in come to an end. It is better to let something die with dignity than let it continue in distress. With this in mind, I regret to announce Colloquy '83 was the last. I wish to thank the college community and all those who have participated, served, and supported Colloquy during the past ten years. Sincerely, Peter A. Larrousse Chairperson . . . he considers putting the entire Greek system on academic probation because of the direct correlation between spring par- ties and falling GPAs, . . . it seems like a good idea to have four weekends without parties, . . . the Phi Psi 500 is run naked, . . . new ASG officers are selected, green apples ready to be convinced that ASG needs revamping, . . . IFC makes a secret pact to let each fraternity charge at the door for every third term party, . he decides to cancel future showings of "Animal House" because this year's was too well-attended, . . . it seems like a good idea to have six weekends without parties, . . . speakers blasting from dorm, apartment, and fraternity windows make Meadville eligible for a Federal grant to reduce the noise pollution level, . .. the faculty, knowing it's late in the year, begin to disagree with his public statements, . . . seniors, knowing it's late in the year, begin to disagree with policies like party con- tracts, quiet hours, and curbing displays of public drunkenness, . . . it seems like a good idea to have a non-alcoholic term, and the entire freshman class withilr,:ws from school, . . . students begin to read The Campus a little more closely. Were it not for all these signals, Dean Skinner might never recognize spring's arrival, predicted way back in February when Punxatawney Phil stag- gered out of his hole with a hangover, saw his shadow, and went back down to find the Alka-Seltzer. This is the type of behavior the Dean's worried about now that he knows it's spring, because students aren't always motivated to their fullest on sunny days. And if spring term's not well attended, he's even thinking of cancelling it. Reality Of College Life: How Times Have Changed The kind you ? All that was almost four big chocolate years ago. Many changes have continued on page 10 Letters To The Editor Colloquy Reaches The End Students need not be alerted to the arrival of spring — they know it comes right after spring break, whether or not they went to Florida. PREPARE FOR MCAT. LSAT•GMAT SAT •ACT • DAT.GRE • CPA Page 10 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS Editorial/Opinion Spring Rituals: We Jazz Around And Lie In The Sun by Tetteh Nunoo-Quarcoo Spring: The Sensation... Spring is here with us again Parties, parties, Baccus lives. Love, love, Cupid too lives Not to mention Venus and pretty flowers We jazz around and lie in the grass And call upon the sun To willingly fry. Of course spring is here with us again. The temperatures range from mid 50s to the 80s, and there is, and peculiarly so, much more friendliness in the air than it was some few months back. The magic and beauty of spring, that is what we all pray for through the winter. The beauty and loveliness of spring usually has the power to make most of us light-headed and wishful. I remember a nice young lady I talked to very recently who wished "it was spring all year round." But if we have spring all year round spring will simply cease to be spring. All the Reality taken place during the course of four years. They became painfully apparent to me yester- day when I picked up the ringing telephone. "Hello David, this is your Mom. Your grades came and your father and I are deeply concerned about the lack of studying you seem to be doing. Oh, we got your letter and — no — we just refuse to send you any more money." GE. EDUCATIONAL CENTER • TEST PREPARATION SPECIALISTS SINCE 1938 sensations that we relate to spring will only become "just another thing." Sometimes ? wishfulness. erases some important things in our memories. We forget that we are beggars begging of nature. There is even more to an ever- lasting spring than just parties and higher temperatures. There are the ritual(s) that we will cease to perform. There will cease to be the pleasure of lying in the sun after a long period of winter. Speaking of rituals I am indebted to my religion (course) professor for helping, in an indirect way, change my treat- ment (and view) of that word. Before I had a "positively negative attitude" when using that word. It was not a "good" picture that I associated with the word. I particularly disliked that picture. It brought to life vision of girls of puberty age doing the like of belly dancing, publically, and old men watching with grave faces after having convinced themselves that is the proper way to initiate the adolescents (girls) into adulthood. From Page 9 "One more thing before I hang up (this is long distance you know); we heard from your high school girlfriend last week. She is doing very well. It seems she is in Boston and is due to be married this summer. She says that you are invited to the wedding if you can get the opportunity to get away." My, I thought, putting down the phone, how times have changed. Test Date June 25, 1983 June 26, 1983 814/453-4771 Hilton Hotel Second Floor 16 West 10 Street Erie, PA 16501 A Ritual consists of symbolic actions with meaning. The ritual in this case is "lying in the sun." There is more to spring than just lying in the sun, of course, but I choose that as a topic to muti- late, probably even destroy, because it is the most appealing of the spring rituals, to me, that is. Even though today it rains, I prefer to forget about the rainy part of the season and rather talk about the mild sunniness that is spring. Older people enjoy the sun in many different ways. Clothes become lighter, and less, on the human body. Anywhere there is grass, and where the sun does not refuse to go there is likely to be found a body waiting, and willfully so, to be roasted. There is no need for an invita- tion. Spring is like magic. It is paradise, after winter. Many will (and sometimes do) lie next to a garbage bag and be unaware of the odor that the bag gives off. The yearn for a tan is beyond me to explain, especially since I have it naturally and have never worried about it at all. It could be part of a socialization process; also touching, probably, the heart and the mind. But again spring plays games with the mind. The magic gains intensity. Forgotten is the fact that peacocks are born peacocks, not made from turkeys. Pictures (paintings) are not the real thing. They are just a "put on", an impression, a covering for the real thing. But no doubt I prefer pictures — if they are beautiful. Bronzed and fit bodies are a pleasure to see, "for a change," always. It is also funny, and even ironic, that I cannot lie in the sun even when I want to without making it seem ridiculous. You see there's a problem with having a natural tan. I can do anything else in the sun, but to lie in it will be to invite laughter. When I was a kid I used to lie in the sun so I might get a fever, which means more attention from my parents. But of course the African sun was far hotter than this one. (Before you say anything I know there is only one sun.) I have been brought up to know the importance of trees aside from their production of oxygen and intake of carbon dioxide. They give shade in the sun. That is where I lie most of the time in the spring (and the summer). It is here with us at last. The spring. Oh, yes! And how we enjoy it. It is said that endless waiting destroys the will to resist. How true. This truth is relived every spring after every winter. Winter, with its cold claws, is certainly a period of "endless waiting." Dostoyevsky said "What every human being needs is air, air, air." So can it be said too (as of now) "What every human being needs is sun, sun, sun. That above all!" The sensation that comes from spring might be equated to one of being morally defiled, of sweetness in the mouth, of a jubilant stomach gratified to the point of delight after a long period of starvation. It will not be fair for me to leave out those who prefer the cold and peace (if no legs are broken from falling on ice) of winter -- the white beauty that gives a feeling of serenity in the soul and covers up the dirt that many leave behind them. Some do prefer winter to spring. And they have very valid reason, but they do not sing out loud for fear of being branded "traitors." Do you remember that "joyful sounds mean nought to the traitor?" Well, the "joyful sounds" of spring, indeed, mean nought to this "traitor" (if there is any at all that hate spring that much). With the coming of spring there is more than ever a resemblance to a people who have for long borne the un- fortunate title of "uncivilized:"_ the nomad (and especially the African nomad). He knows the freedom that comes from "less clothing." Yes it is because it is hot, that he sheds his clothes. So after all the nomad knows what he is about. Classes Begin LSAT Oct. 1, 1983 MCAT Oct. 1, 1983 OTHER COURSES AVAILABLE GRE PSYCH & 610 • MAT • PCAT • OCAT • VAT • TOEFI MSKP • NMB • VQE • ECFMG • FLEX • NDB • RN BUS SSAT • PSAT • SAT ACHIEVEMENTS SPEED READING for information call days, evenings and weekends CMON coLLYA, HUH? 14014? The beauty and loveliness of spring usually has the power to make most of us light-headed and wishful. . . . But if we have spring all year round, spring will simply cease to be spring. Attention Writers and Other Enthusiastic Types!! Apply Now For The Campus Editorial Board! Applications available in room U210 Campus Center Deadline May 27 MAXIMIZE YOUR POTENTIAL!! , CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25, 1983 Page 11 , THE CAMPUS Of Allegheny College SPORTS s! We're National Cham Clarke, Hagstrom The Heroes Photo by Warner Clarke (left) and NCAA Division III by Gary Warner Sports Writer "This is the year to win nationals" was the theme for the 1983 Gator golf season and that they did, bringing to Allegheny and to Coach Norman Sund- strom's coaching career the first national championship. Not only did the Gators win the team title, but senior Matt Clarke brought home the indivi- dual crown with Dave Hagstrom five strokes behind filling the runner-up position. After being two shots behind Methodist College going into Friday's action, Allegheny fired a tournament tying low of 297 over the tricky 6,500 yard Wooster Country Club course in Wooster, Ohio. Friday's round left the Gator squad with a four day total of 1,229, three shots ahead of defending champion Ramapo. "You can't believe what a great feeling this is," said Coach Sundstrom, whose team won the title on his seventh try. "We've been in contention the past six years and have always come up short. This was our year. Clarke and Hagstrom were magnificent. Everybody contributed. It's just a tremendous feeling." Allegheny began their quest for a national championship last Tuesday, as they shot a first round 304, which left them three shots off the pace of Methodist. Clarke led the Gator attack with four birdies and three bogeys for the day under ideal playing conditions, giving him a one under 71. "I hit the ball well during Tuesday's round and I was just trying to play consistent golf," said Clarke. Birdies at 6, 7, 16, and 17 left Clarke in first place in the individual tournament after Tuesday's play. Senior Ed Podufal followed close behind with a two over par 74. Second round's action did not go as expected, as Allegheny lost ten shots to the second day leader Ohio Wesleyan. Clark jumped up to a 78 for the day while Podufal shot an 80. "I was just trying to shoot a decent round in the second day of play to keep the team in close running for the title. There was a lot of pressure playing the second day after being in the individual lead the first day," said Clarke. Hagstrom kept the team in the chase by firing a second round 73 after a disappointing 80 the previous day. Double bogeys at 9 and 18 offset birdies at 1, 12, and 13 leaving him with an individual total of 152. Bob Bradley and Greg Berg- holtz finished off the Gator second round attack with a 79 and 80, respectively. Third round play was definit- ly an advantage to the Gator five, as driving rain and chilly weather swept through the first nine holes of play. The Gator golf squad picked up 12 shots on the leader during the day. "We're used to playing in poor conditions. We just played our regular game while the rest of the teams skyrocketed," commented Bradley, who fired an 80. "The weather on the third day was definitely the key in the tournament," he added. Thursday's play left the team three strokes off the pace set by third round leader Ramapo. "It was a much different situation this year, being three strokes behind instead of one stroke ahead like last year. There was a lot less pressure on us. We weren't the leaders but we were chasing the leaders," said Clarke. Clarke fired a four over par, 76, with Podufal and Hagstrom close behind with 80s. Friday's round was a super team effort enabling Allegheny to capture their first national championship. National champion Matt runner-up Dave Hagstrom. The Gators were only one over par on the front nine as a team but the major turning point came on holes 13 and 14, where Allegheny went six under par as a team. Bergholtz started the Gator attack on 13 by ramming home an eagle putt to put him back to three over for the day, and Bradley followed with a birdie at the same hole to go two over for the round. After parring 13, Hagstrom proceeded to number 14, a par three, and recorded his first career ace (a hole-in-one). Seconds after, Clarke knocked in a 20 foot putt for an eagle. "The crowd just went crazy," related Sundstrom. "That was continued on page 13 Softball Team Ives Strong Showing, Ranked Sixth Photo by Erdos Gator pitching star Julie Dennis taking batting practice before Allegheny's 6-2 loss to Buena Vista at Nationals. by Keith White Sports Writer It was a courageous effort for the Cinderella women's softball team that found its fairy tale come to an end at the NCAA Division III National Softball Championships held at Eastern Connecticut State University last weekend. The Gators, who found themselves among the top five teams in the country, lost two straight games in the tournament to end the season as the number six team in the nation. Nipped By Defending Cham- pions Allegheny's first game was against the number one team in the country, Eastern Connecti- cut State University, who also happened to be the nation's defending champions. The Gators' valiant effort was just not enough as ECSU de- feated Allegheny by the score of 1-0. Eastern's pitcher, a second- team All-American, fired a no- hitter as the Gators could not handle her "rise ball". "We kept popping-up all our hits," said first baseman Kris Santerini. "We have never seen a pitcher of this caliber before." Coach Kay Gould did note that her team played "outstan- ding defensively as we reached our peak in this area." "We could compete defen- sively with any team at the tournament," voiced co-captain Beth McCullough. "The differ- ence was our hitting." The Gators - - also known as "the wall" because of their outstanding fielding - - made numerous fine defensive plays that impressed the crowd of over 1000 spectators. Gimpy Gators What was not known until after the tournament was over is that ace pitcher Julie Dennis pitched both games with a fractured bone in her leg. Dennis, also the team's leading hitter, had to have a designated hitter bat for her because she could not run around the bases. Three other Gators are having fingers x-rayed for past injuries and Kim Nido had her head checked for a concussions after she broke up a double play, unfortunately with her face. The Gators faced Beuna Vista in their second game and the outcome was the same, with the Beavers winning 6-2. Dennis simply could not get her usual speed and movement on the ball and the Beavers had a hitting spree. continued on page 14 Broken Pedal Bicycle Shop Full line of Bicycles and Accessories SALES & REPAIRS 776 N. Main St. 333-1562 Discount with College I.D. 336-2103 904 Park Avenue downtown Meadville Page 12 Wednesday, May 25,1983 CAMPUS Gators Lose All-Sports Race by Kevin Treu Gators by three and one-half Sports Editor points over the 1982-83 sports year to move the trophy for the The Presidents Athletic Con- first time in a decade. ference's "floating" All-Sports Points for the All-Sports Trophy, for ten years stationary Trophy are awarded as follows - at Allegheny, has finally floated eight points for a PAC champion away. The sports teams of John team, seven for second place, Carroll University edged the and so on. There are eight Photo by Palermo "Medium" Rob Clark in action for the Skylight Deadweights of the co-ed league. Clark is also a hefty hitter for Gamma Delta Iota of the men's league. Intramural Update Soccer Soccer playoffs will begin in both the men's and women's leagues this week. In the women's league, the undefeated Maddogs will receive a first round bye. They'll face the winner of the game between the Grass Stains and the Kappa Killers for the champion- ship. In the men's league, the Boat People (3-0) and the Brazilian Nationals (2-0) are receiving byes. Ertug (1-1) will play the Chuggers (1-2), and Team Victory (2-1) will face Kagemusha (0-2). There will also be a match played between exhibition teams Arsenal and PDT, that both have varsity players. Tennis In women's tennis singles, Maureen Hager pushed her unbeaten record to 4-0 with a 6-2, 2-6, 6-4 decision over Kathy Fusco. Also, in the men's singles, Jeff Pendleton advanced his high standing in the league with a 6-3, 6-4 triumph over Wayne Ruhl and a 4-6, 6-1, 6-4 win over Phil Spina. The team of Charles Cable and Martin Serra was also a winner this week, as the pair defeated Robert King and Albert Kantra, 6-3, 7-5. Squash Fiore Bergamasco cruised through the intramural squash schedule with a 17-5 win-loss record, and was named the champion this week by virtue of that mark. No playoffs were held. Floor Hockey The floor hockey playoffs will continue tonight, with four teams participating. Floreplay, 12-1 winners over the Delts in first round action, will face the Phi Psis, who took a 7-6 decision from Fiji A in the opening round. Also, Gonzaga will play Hockey B. Gonzaga beat the Phlyers, 5-2, in round one, and Hockey B was a 5-3 victor over the Fisch. 3-Man Volleyball The intramural three-man volleyball playoffs opened this week, and four teams currently remain. The Phi Delts, the Blue League champs with a record of 5-0, defeated Deadwood, 15-4, 15-5 in the first round. They will face the 4-1 Leapers, who topped the Scrubs, 12-15, 15-4, 15-12 in first round action. The other playoff matchup will be the Leisure Pimps (3-3) versus the Abusers (4-1). The Leisure Pimps gained their second round berth by virtue of a 15-12, 16-14 win over Two Plus One, and the Abusers advanced with a 15-10, 15-10 decision over the Birdmen. Both games will be played tonight. Softball The 1983 intramural softball season is drawing to a close, with many teams still in the scramble for remaining playoff spots. In games recently completed, the Joehhe Mawmas beat Original GDI, 15-3; Do Me ali.ht won two, 13-6 over the Dead Bears and 5-4 over the Coronas, to move into the thick of the playoff race; Phi Kia topped Comfortably Numb, 10-1, in a battle of playoff-bound teams, and the Crows beat the Phi Psis, 17-2, in fraternity league action. With the term so near completion, only those rained-out games with playoff implications will be made up. Playoffs for the men's league will begin on Thursday, and women's and coed leagues will start playoffs on Friday. This is how the top teams presently stand (the top four in each league will make the playoffs): Coed Blue Coed Gold Ourselves 5-1 Baldwin-Walker 5-0 Heat of the Moment 3-1 Ogres 4-0 Coronas 5-2 S&M 3-2 Pennsylvania Crude 3-3 Miscellaneous II 2-1 Men's Blue • ? Men's Gold Joehhe Mawma 8-0 P.Im.S.S. 6-2 Dead Bears 8-1 Comfortably Numb 6-2 Do Me Right 6-3 Hard Ballers 6-2 Coronas 4-4 Phi Kia 6-2 Hosemonsters 4-1 Fraternity Phi Delts 5-0 Women's Fiji 4-2 Caflish Crew 2-0 Theta Chi 3-2 Blue Whales 2-1 Crows 3-2 Old Milwaukee 1-1 schools in the PAC, and when one of them doesn't field a team in a certain sport, they simply get no points for that sport. Allegheny still had a slim chance to hold on to the trophy when the spring sports season began, as they trailed John Carroll by four and one-half points. The Gators won the golf title and took second in track and third in tennis, but they could only gain one point on JCU, who won the baseball championship, took second in golf and tennis, and placed fifth in track. John Carroll's final total was 65.5, while Allegheny finished with 62. In all, the Gators won two championships, in swimming and golf, and placed second in cross country, wrestling and track. The Blue Streaks of John Carroll won in basketball, wrestling and baseball, while scoring seconds in soccer, swimming, tennis and golf. Case Western Reserve Univer- sity placed third in the All- Sports race, with 52 points and one championship, in tennis. Final Standings 1. JOHN CARROLL — Foot- ball 5.5; Soccer 7; Cross Country 4; Basketball 8; Swimming 7; Wrestling 8; Tennis 7; Golf 7; 4 Track 4; Baseball 8. Total 65.5. 2. ALLEGHENY — Football 3; Soccer 5; Cross Country 7; Basketball 5; Swimming 8; Wrestling 7; Tennis 6; Golf 8; Track 7; Baseball 6. Total 62.0. 3. CASE WESTERN — Foot- ball 7; Soccer 4; Cross Country 5; Basketball 4; Swimming 4; Wrestling 4; Tennis 8; Golf 3; Track 6; Baseball 7. Total 52.0. 4. CARNEGIE-MELLON — Football 5.5; Soccer 6; Cross Country 8; Basketball 2.5; Swimming E; Wrestling DNP; Tennis 5; Golf 5; Track 8: Baseball DNP. Total 46.0. 5. HIRAM — Football 8; Soccer 3; Cross Country 2; Basketball 2.5; Swimming 2; Wrestling 6; Tennis 4; Golf 4; Track 5; Baseball 5. Total 41.5. 6. BETHANY — Football 3; Soccer 8; Cross Country 6; Basketball 6.5; Swimming 3; Wrestling DNP; Tennis 3; Golf 6; Track 1; Baseball 4. Total 40.5. 7. W & J — Football 3; Soccer 2; Cross Country DNP; Basket- ball 6.5; Swimming 5; Wrestling 5; Tennis 1.5; Golf 2; Track 2; Baseball 2. Total 29.0. 8. THIEL — Football 1; Soccer DNP; Cross Country 3; Basketball 1; Swimming DNP; Wrestling 3; Tennis 1.5; Golf 1; Track 3; Baseball 3. Total 16.5. (standings courtesy of Meadville Tribune). ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT AND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ARE PAR FOR THE COURSE. ALLEGHENY COLLEGE 1983 GOLF TEAM DIVISION III NATIONAL CHAMPIONS lei PAoclun slvit cti6i6ke. avnc.k 315 CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25, 1983 Page 13 by Kevin Treu Sports Editor The 1983 season is now history for Allegheny's baseball team. The Gators closed out the campaign by dropping two games to non-conference oppo- nent Mercyhurst last Tuesday. In the first game, sophomore hurler Tim Zebulske yielded only six hits, but was victimized by two unearned runs and the Gators fell, 4-3. A misplayed pop-up and an errant throw led to two Mercy- hurst runs in the first inning, and in the fifth, a mental error cost the Gators. With two outs and opposing men on first and third, Zebulske, mistakenly believing the runner on first was stealing, crouched down after a pitch and the catcher's throw back to him subsequently sailed into center- field, allowing a run to score. The Gators tallied twice in the seventh, but it was a case of too little, too late. Allegheny captain Don Corry the big swing at the tournament. I think right then, we knew we had the tournament within our grasp." Hagstrom's ace left him with unbelievable scores of one, two, three, and four during the four days of play on hole 14. Bradley had a problem with the sand, catching the bunkers five times during the day, but each time managed to put the ball close and drop the putt. He finished with a 76 for the day. On hole 72 of the tour- nament, junior Hagstrom pushed his drive to the right near some trees. After a short punch into the fairway, he then knocked a wedge to within 20 feet and sank the putt for a routine par. Clarke narrowly missed a five footer on the last hole of play but then tapped it for a final round 72, an individual title and the Division III team national championship for Allegheny. Clarke's final round included an eagle, two birdies, and four bogeys. "That was a classic perfor- mance of playing well under pressure," said Sundstrom. "Not only was he playing for his team, which was in contention to win the title, but he knew he was the leader after three rounds. He really responded like a true champion. So did. Hag- strom for that matter." Clarke's individual win earned him the right to compete in the Division I national tour- nament in two weeks out in Fresno, California. went two-for-three with two runs batted in. He also had a double. Mike Ferris went two-for-four. In the second game, errors once again killed Allegheny. Corry was the starting pitcher, but was plagued by wildness. Three walks, three hits and an error led to seven second-inning Mercyhurst runs - and they led to Corry's early departure. Scott Smith came on and pitched well for three and one third innings. He was followed by Colin Dowd in the sixth. Dowd surrendered three hits and three runs without getting an out. Enter Corry again. The Gator senior secured the final outs, but again it was too late. Tony Libertini (2-4, run scored) and George Panebianco (1-1, run scored) paced Alle- gheny's offensive performance. Allegheny ended the season with an 11-8 overall record and a 7-4 conference mark. They placed third in the PAC, behind John Carroll and and METATARSALCIA. IS If YOU? OR YOUR SHOE? Rt 322 Meadville Mall Master Charge & Visa Case Western Reserve, but the season was not without its bright spots. Zebulske and catcher Gary Session were named to the All-PAC team, and Corry re- ceived an Honorable Mention. Zebulske was 4-0 in the confer- ence with a 0.96 earned run average. Session hit .382 with six RBI's. On his selection, Zebulske commented, "The idea had occurred to me, and I thought of it as a possibility, but I didn't think I'd done anything really special. I just wanted to play baseball and not worry about awards." Corry's selection was parti- cularly gratifying. The sole senior on the team, Corry had an overall .401 average with 18 RBI'S (six in PAC play). "He was a big help in helping the team adjust to our coaching change," said Zebulske. "As captain, he always had a positive attitude and didn't let anyone get their spirits down." 6. Central Iowa 310-310-319-310-1,249 7. Nebraska Wesleyan 316-305-319-310-1,250 8. Worchester, Mass. 306-313-326-306-1,251 9. Wooster 310-311-319-312-1,252 10. Greensboro 315-300-327-311-1,253 Allegheny Individuals: Clarke 71-78-76-72-297 Hagstrom 79-73-80-70-302 Podufal 74-80-80-79-313 Bradley 80-79-82-76-317 Bergholtz 87-80-89-79-335 (table courtesy of Meadville Tribune) Metata7salgia That s the medical term for an ailmenI that s common among run- ners And it can he caused ny shocks that come from :iearing the wrong athletic sho:s Which is where we cor e in. As specialists in atidetic shoes. we II s:;e that you get a shoe with the right support and protection • - to help prcyent metatarsalcia and keep you on the run. Monday-Saturday lOam-9pm Sports Shorts Sockers Win MISL Title The San Diego Sockers won the MISL championship, beating the Baltimore Blast 3-1 on Monday night. Socker Julie Veee scored one goal and made one assist to lead his team in the final game of the series. Veee was voted the Outstanding Player of the series for his contributions to the victory. 76'ers Take Early Series Lead Led by reserve guard Clint Richardson's 15 second-half points, the Philadelphia 76'ers took a 113-107 decision from the Los Angeles Lakers in the first game of the 1982-83 NBA championship final Sunday. After starter Andrew Toney experienced dizziness due to a first period collision with another player, Richardson came in to put the game away. When he entered the contest, Julius Erving of the 76'ers had just finished a three-minute stretch in which he'd ignited the team by driving to the basket, blocking shots and distri- buting assists. Philadelphia had outscored defending champion Los Angeles 10-1 during that period. When Richardson made his ap- pearance, he promptly hit three jump shots and a layup to give his team an 82-75 lead with 2:52 left in the third period. L.A. came back to within two at the close of the period, but Richardson tallied five straight points five minutes into the fourth quarter to ice the contest. The next game in the series will be played Thursday in Philadelphia. Deputed Testamony Wins There will be no triple crown winner this year. Kentucky Derby champ Sunny's Halo ran a dismal sixth in this weekend's Preakness. The winner was Deputed Testamony, who triumphed over the 12 horse field with a 1:55 2/5 clocking. Nineteen year old jockey Donald Miller, Jr. rode Deputed Testamony past runner-up Desert Wine in the stretch, on the way to a two and three-fourths length victory. Peete Wins First Of The Year Calvin Peete, who suffered through a horrendous Masters per- formance earlier in the year, came back with a nine -under-par 63 final round to win the Atlanta Golf Classic on Sunday. He won a career high $72,000 with the victory, his first this year. His total earnings this season is nearly $166,000. Peete, who shot a 75 on Saturday, birdied the last two holes on Sunday and then waited for 11/2 hours to find out that he'd won. His three day total was a ten-under 206 - two strokes ahead of Jim Colbert, Chip Beck and Don Pooley. Zebulske, Session All-PAC Baseball Team Closes At 11-8 National Champs From Page 11 "I am extremely proud of these young men," said Sund- strom. "Things didn't look good after the second day (when the Gators trailed by 11 shots), but we came back. This is a tremen- dous honor for us as a team Allegheny as a college." Final Team Standings: 1. ALLEGHENY 304-310-318-297-1,229 2. Ramapo 305-300-325-301-1,231 3. Methodist 302-303-326-305-1,235 4. Stanislaus 309-305-319-304-1,237 5. Ohio Wesleyan 306-297-330-309-1,242 1111.4191.4.411**41W10.411011.4.1041.1.04041.040.111041110111041101104104.111.41110.0 Nobody knows the athletes toot like Athlete's 71 Foot. t t ili ;)t eWe use forMidaka go:crrlook. 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On Wednesday, May 11, time ran out on a strong Washington and Jefferson comeback as the Gators won, 8-6. Sunshine and mid-seventies weather were the day's order, and the Gators played with vigor. The second quarter began with a quick W & J goal, the first of the game. The momentum changed quickly though, as the Gators tallied six unanswered goals over the next two quarters. Dave Boger pumped in five; while Ted Manges assisted twice and scored once. Confident fans leaving to catch the end of dinner quickly had to regain their seats. W & J opened the fourth quarter with three straight goals. Boger responded with his sixth, but W & J immediately gained another. Manges then scored his second. W & J answered again. As Gator goalie Jim Will was fending off a barrage of shots the final buzzer sounded. On the Premises, Same Day FILM SER V IC I . in by 10 AM ready by 4 PM "They just plum ran out of time," said senior team spokes- man Fred Henry. Dave Charlton (2), Bruce Gebhardt and Freeman Wood were credited with assists. The following Saturday Alle- gheny traveled to Alliance, Ohio to meet Mt. Union College. Despite a hot, muggy day, the game was crisply played. Mt. Union dominated the first half and led 5-1. They were a well-coached team, and the Gators looked confused on defense. Though the offense resurged in the second half, scoring eight times, Mt. Union could not be kept off the board. The final was 14-9. Many team members felt that with more time, Mt. Union could have been defeated. "We just plum ran out of time," explained Henry. Allegheny's scoring was well- balanced. Boger, Henry and Steve Santamaria each scored twice. Brandon Moss, Joe Hummel and Freeman Wood also had goals. Assists were garnered by Santamaria, Gebhardt, Jay Badams, Manges (2) and Boger. The Pittsburgh lacrosse club Gold team has lost only once in the last four years. For a while last Saturday it seemed that the Gators might hand them their second. Though PLC won 14-8, Allegheny was as close as two goals for much of the contest. At the end of the first half, Allegheny was down 7-5, on the strength of two Moss goals. At the resumption of play, as they have done several times this year, Allegheny briefly fell apart. PLC quickly scored three unanswered goals. The Gators didn't quit though, as Sven Morgan brought the team back to life with some inspired defense work. A sprinting PLC attackman tried for nearly a minute to shake the determined Morgan, to no avail. V,Then the player tried to pass the ball off, Morgan con- verged upon him. The referee, in one of the few contested calls of the day, awarded Morgan a two-minute penalty for his over- zealousness. Morgan admitted that he had slashed at the player quite a few Top Six in Nation Where does this leave the Gators? Allegheny ends the season with a 26-6 overall record and a national ranking of sixth. "I feel our women handled the pressure very well," com- mented Gould. "We represented times. He did not, however, think the strength of the blows was enough to warrant a pen- alty. When asked how many times he struck him, Morgan sheepish- ly responded, "Oh, probably about seven to ten times . . . I hit him a lot." Following the penalty, the Gators fought back to within three, 11-8. The Gators scored no more, however, and PLC added three. Allegheny's scoring was once again well-balanced. Moss and Wood each scored twice. Boger, Jon Breckenridge, Henry and Santamaria added solo goals. At the end of the game Coach Ted Gemmel announced that he would not be returning next year. Though players were Allegheny very well both on and off the field." "We were different from any of the other schools at the tournament," said McCullough. "Most of the other teams were from state schools and the players were mainly P.E. majors. saddened by the decision, they looked forward to a strong year under new head coach Thomas Schaap. "I'm really gonna' miss the guy," lamented defenseman Karl Swanson. "He was like a father to me." In a joint announcement, Gemmel announced the captains for next year. They are Boger, Moss and Will. Will replaces Gebhardt, the brilliant defensive midfielder who will be lost to graduation. That evening the club paid tribute to Gebhardt and the other seniors — Breckenridge, Henry, Bruce Johnson, Manges and Dan Walczyk. Refreshments were plentiful, and a good time was had by all. Which is, after all, the object of the game. The way the other teams acted and dressed at the banquet was in great contrast to us. I think our team looks at academics first, while the other teams stress sports as number one." Coach Gould expanded on this point when she said, "It's a great thrill and honor for us to be in the top six, especially considering the kind of school we are from. Most of the schools at the tournament are inexpensive to attend and don't require the academic load like Allegheny." The Gators lose only the service of their co-captains, three-time All-WKC player Beth McCullough and one-time All- WKC player Terri Spigelmyer. Gould will look for more depth, especially in the pitcher posi- tion, and if she can fill a few of the missing bricks, "the wall" will be back again next year. Gould summed up the season by saying, "This has been one of the greatest team efforts I've ever been a part of and what grew from the feelings we have experienced this year will for- ever be a special part within us all." VAN TUIL °IkAi.01)013a Home of the Fishbowl /101, BEER BLASTS Tues & Thurs 9:00prn-2:00am Happy Hour Mon-Fri 4:004:00 "Allegheny's 01 Nightspot" 284 North St. Keith Frye, Owner CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25, 1983 Page 15 THE CAMPUS FINE ARTS AND Of Allegheny College ENTERTAINMENT Jazz Quartet Premiers In Chapel by Fred Bloggs Arts Writer Allegheny perennial favorite Alex Bevan and nationally known comic Steve Landesberg headline activities for this year's C.C. Goodtimes the energy she has for s, s Both Marrapese and Kizer set six-day old marrioge. Hamitt g the secondary story in Barefoot plays the straight man well. He in the Park very well. fits into his three-piece-suit- While the leads and seconds character as if it , were tailored pulled the show along, quick for him. His portrayal is what I appearances by Greg Shick as expect a young lawyer in a Neil the telephone repair man and Simon show to be. David Mead as the delivery boy Complementing Clarkson and made their scenes gems. Shick Hamilton are Dianne Marrapese looked and sounded his stereo- as Corie's mother and Robert typical part with ease, and Mead Kizer as the wild, womanizing pulled more laughs with no lines chef cum mountain climber. than any joke in the show. Marrapese plays her character I'm sorry that these fine part well. She is the doting, actors, all senior drama majors at worrying mother-in-law, clad in Allegheny (except David Mead), her conservative black dress and had to be hampered by a thinly beads. Robert Kizer overplays written script and telegraphed the (typically) odd upstairs jokes. Although Allegheny's neighbor Victor Velasco (said actors valiantly tried to run VEEK -TOR VEL -A USCO) with barefoot in the park, they were all the garishness and false- weighted by Neil Simon's verbal European accent he can muster. galoshes. The Allegheny Jazz Con- sortium gave their first concert in the Ford Memorial Chapel last Sunday. Hopefully this tradi- tional American music will become a tradition at Allegheny. The Allegheny Jazz Consortium plans to achieve just this. Members of the jazz group are Bill Barbour on reeds, Becky Musone on bass, Charles Musone on keyboards and Floyd Williams on percussion. The first two selections, Oleo by Sonny Rollins and Donna Lee by Charles Parker, were played without Barbour. Oleo was a tight little number that displayed the professional meshing of sounds that was to continue throughout the con- cert. Donna Lee was one of my favorite pieces, featuring a great bass solo. The bass, as good as it was, was not featured enough in the remainder of the show. Nutville by Horace Silver introduced Barbour on the soprano saxophone. By now the mood for the evening was set. Sitting at the back with my foot tapping the floor and my pencil hitting my program, I watched the audience of approximately 60 people. The majority sat as if listening to a sermon rather than a hot jazz ensemble. Perhaps there was some concealed move- ment at the front of the audi- ence, but many sat motionless. The chapel has this sobering effect on audiences. I would like to see this group play an outside concert where people feel free to move and dance. Outstanding numbers were the upbeat Serpent's Tooth by Miles Davis and When You Are Near Me. The latter featured a lengthy and innovative drum solo by Williams. According to Williams, a major purpose of the Allegheny Jazz Consortium is to play as back up for jazz stars. Next year they will play with Dexter Gordon and Woody Shaw. by R.R. Robson Assistant Arts Page Editor Reviewing can sometimes be a funny endeavor. As a re- viewer, I am supposed to cri- tique a performance as it is presented, not comment on the way a play is written. After all, a performance has next to nothing to do with the quality of the play. But, when reviewing Neil Simon's Barefoot in the Park, I am compelled to comment on both. Lead parts Corie and Paul Bratter, as played by Jeannie Clarkson and Christopher P. Hamilton, provide the show's focus. The two play a young, somewhat upper middle-class couole just married. They live in a typical top floor flat in a by Greg Shick The Student Experimental Theatre of Allegheny College concluded its 1982-83 season last Wednesday with Tony Chiroldes' production of Another Place and Time. Chiroldes served as both director and playwright for the "play with music." The play, pre- sented in the Activities Room as part of S.E.T.'s very successful Afternoon Theatre series, en- joyed large, responsive audiences at both performances. The play represented a shift for Chiroldes from murder my- stery to love story. This is the first of his three produced works Where the stage was not clut- typical New York brownstone. They have typically weird neighbors. They have typical, upper middle-class parents who come from typical, upper mid- dle-class neighborhoods. He is an up-and-coming lawyer. She is an up-and-coming housewife. Not unlike Three's Company minus one. Jeannie Clarkson and Chri- stopher Hamilton both hand down fine performances in lead roles. That is, fine roles as well as the script permits. Clarkson is the seminal young wife: every- thing is beautiful, everything is warm and sunny. But let one cloud pass into the sunny and nothing is right. Cnt argument is the end of the world. She flits about the stage perfectly, giving the audience all tered with bodies at the con- clusion. Chiroldes' talent and creativity clearly does not de- pend on homicide. Another Place and Time was his most mature work to date, despite the vague nature of its intent. The story is the growth of Angie Felder (Debbie Skinner) from her high school fling with Lars Rice (Roy Robson) through her intense love affair with Bert Chasm, played by Dan Conaway. It initially appears to be about maturing and understanding love. This theme is handled with insight and sensitivity early in the play, but seems to be aban- doned as the show progresses. The script eventually falls back on gimmicks such as the in- clusion of lip-synched musical numbers like Sylvia's "Nobody." Though humorous, these in- terludes serve to distract more than enhance. By the end of the play the audience is left enter- tained and enthralled with Bert and Angie's fate, but with very little indication of the play's purpose, or for that matter the nature of the lovers' relation- ship. This was unfortunate, for in other aspects the production was very rich. Another Place and Time was semi-narrated by "the Thinker," a personification (played by Robert Clancy) of the char- acters' thoughts. When used, this concept was very successful. In the Thinker's scenes Chiroldes best shows his cleverness as a director. The Thinker, however, went the way of the theme and did not fit into the cinematic pacing of the second act. Skinner and Conaway both turned in strong performances. Both were very natural, and Skinner, in particular, showed an impressive sensitivity and subtleness necessary for an honest performance. The re- mainder of the cast was more than adequate, though some did not provide the dean diction that is needed in the acoustically wretched Activities Room. Despite its thematic weakness and occasionally flat character development, Another Place and Time was a creative work for a writer at this stage, and an impressive production for S.E.T. We can hope that the afternoon theatre format will continue to offer such opportunities in the future. . Theatres Finish In Style Actors Run Barefoot Through Muddy Writing In Playshop Another Place And Time Produced Here And Now In SET c*, Page 16 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS VAN■■■ VV.V.VVVV.VV, V VVVVVVVONVOIIPMV.A10 ? 044;!,V • 'oP4.%tedffewor 'of Photo by Palermo Perhaps it doesn't sell fine French cuisine, exotic Chinese food or even spaghetti and meatballs, but Eddie's Footlong Hot Dog stand rates a good review this week. See story below. GYN CHECK-UPS ABORTION SERVICES FREE PREGNANCY TESTS CONFIDENTIAL COUNSELING ri Women's Health Servkes... 107 Sixth Street Pittsburgh, PA 15222 (412) 5621900 Enjoy a cruise on Conneaut Lake's "Barbara Stern Wheeler Available for private charter of 80 passengers (Beginning in May) Get a group. together for parties & Dinners!! ___Galt.Today.!. _382 , 7772 & 382 - 7472 Eddie's Footlongs Get Spicy Review 1041 Park Avenue Luncheons 11 :30--1 :30 Mon.-Sat. Dinners 5:00-8:00 Fri. & Sat. 724-1865 Sunday Dinners Noon--7 :00 10% Discount to Allegheny Students Banquet Facilities Available at Special Prices 14111111114)011111104111111MMIIIIM 84111•1411111111111141411•1114 And when the Cottage is closed, try next door at The Parkway Diner I same homemade goodness as the Cottage! I Open Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Mon.-Sat. Sunda o en till 1 PM 1611111104MININIONwiammeMn411/Misall.0411 ■601411Moalla The Cottage Good Home Cooking antique decor of I Sloppy Joe at a hot dog stand? The footlongs come with an array of extras including home- made hot chili sauce and sauer- kraut. A dog with sauce is $1.20. One with sauerkraut and chili is $1.35. The footlong that should come with a side order of Rolaids is the $1.55 dog smothered in sauerkraut, hot chili and onions. For $1.80 you can order a hot dog with mus- tard, ketchup, relish, onions, kraut and sauce. Eddie's serves buttermilk and I suggest you samonamis■ssomilm, I I I order a glass when you have a dog with "the works". Any combination of toppings may also be ordered and I suggest a purist's version of a footlong with the homemade sauce and onions. The chunky chili is an excellent accompani- ment to the hot dog. Eddie's Footlong Hot Dog stand is open from 11 am to 10 pm everyday. I recommend driving out on a sunny day with a gang of friends. Relax at the picnic tables, sip ice-cold soda and munch on a yard or two. Eddie's rates three stars. The 12th annual Pops Con- cert by the Allegheny College Wind Symphony and the Allegheny Jazz Lab will take place on Sunday, May 29 at 3 p.m. Weather permitting the concert will be neld on the lawn between Arter and Quigley Halls. If it rains, the event will be moved into the Campus Center Lobby. The Wind Symphony will perform a variety of marches and novelty pieces. Included will be The Light Cavalry Overture, The Midnight Fire Alarm, Tubby the Tuba, featur- ing senior tubist, Bruce Johnson by Captain Sensible The Plimsouls Every where at Once (Geffen) In the sixties, there were many great garage bands that rose to popularity with one song and then disappeared. The Kingsmen had "Louie Louie"; the Seeds had "Pushin' to Hard"; the Electric Prunes had "I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night"; etc. The Plimsouls have a modern garage band sound with an entire album full of great tunes. Each song has snappy melodies, great harmo-, vies, and good guitar work. All in all, this is a very good album by a band you will be hearing from quite soon. Heaven 17 - The Luxury Gap (Virgin/Arista) About four months ago, Heaven 17's first album was released here in the States. Many of you may remember a tune called "Let Me Go" that achieved some popularity. This new LP is much better than their debut. The songs are more memorable and the album seems more unified than the last one. The music is synthesizer domi- nated with a funk-rock sound. The lyrics are mostly about society's ills, dehumanizing fac- tories, credit cards, the bomb, etc. If Heaven 17 continues on their streak of writing good tunes, they will be a major band in the 80's. with Bernard Pitkin as narrator; Chariots of Fire, The Irish Washerwoman, and three marches: The Klaxon, Old Comrades and Coat of Arms. The Jazz Lab will then take the stage for a varied program including April in Paris, Stompin at the Savoy, John Brown's Other Body, Wind Machine, One O'Clock Jump and Take the A-train. The Wind Symphony is under the direction of Lowell E. Hepler with Bernard Pitkin assisting. The Jazz Lab is directed by Floyd Williams. The Pops concert has long been an audience favorite. An informal atmosphere prevails with listeners often bringing picnic lunches to the concert. Peter Tosh - Mama Africa (EMI America) Over the past six years, reggae music has influenced many bands. The Clash, XTC, the Police, the English Beat, and on and on. In England, reggae is revolution music. Bitter politi- cal lyrics are combined with the reggae beat to create anthems for the youth of England in ghettos and the lower classes of life. Peter Tosh has been around for quite some time and is one of the major reggae artists today. The songs here are anthems for unity and peace. Also here is an excellent version of "Johnny B. Goode". This is a very good album to pick up and expand your musical tastes with. Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams are Made of This (RCA) Here's some more synthesizer dominated pop for you. Unfor- tunately, only about half of the songs on this LP are good. The rest is fair. The good songs are very good. The synthesizer is the main instrument, but it is not used in excess. It is used mainly to color the songs and support the fine vocals. Per- sonally, I would buy the new Heaven 17 LP before considering this one. Adam & the Ants - Dirk Wears White Sox (Epic) Finally! At long last, the first Adam & the Ants album is available here in the States. This LP was recorded in 1979 with the original Ants, who are now in Bow Wow Wow. The music has a rawer edge to it than on his latest songs and the drums aren't as prominent. Personally, I enjoy this album and the second one, "Kings of the Wild Fron- tier", much more than his last two records. All you Ant fans will probably pick this up in the near future. You won't like it at first, but it will grow on you. Correction We regret that an error was made in the cutline of the Barefoot in the Park photo- graph. David Mead was mis- reported as Victor Velasco. Capt. Sensible: Music Not Noise by Lynn Echnoz An old-fashioned hot dog stand, with picnic benches and delicious footlongs is what can be found at 1370 Conneaut Lake Road. Eddie's Footlong Hot Dogs serves only picnic food. Sloppy Joe's, potato chips and other munchies and hotdogs in ballpark bags make for a perfect spring lunch or dinner. Perfect because it is fun and perfect because it is inexpensive. Sloppy Joe's with pickles are just 95 cents. But who eats a Dine in the cozy *Homemade pies, rolls, and soup *Creamed Chicken on biscuits *Salad bar *Roast turkey ... and lots more Concert Continues Tradition TO ALL LISTENERS AND DJ'S Due to technical _difficulties, WA RC will be off the air for the remainder of the term. We apologize for any inconvenience. But don't fret, WARC will be back next September, better than. ever! We promise. The WARC Executive Board a .1 tok) - - and PASTA GALLERN 1140 Conneaut Lake Road 'Moo !---PEEPI...0trtici.,, -Nr Tender Sauteed Beef Tips 2Pieces of Baked Chicken 750 Barbecue Pork Spare Ribs Includes potato or • asta and rolls CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25,1983 Page 17 Option 30 Debuts New Music At A.C. by Butch Miles Staff Writer More exciting, mainstream selections highlighted last night's Allegheny Jazz Lab concert in Shafer Auditorium. Unfortu- nately, the band had trouble swinging their new numbers. Though the brass and reeds have tightened up since the last concert, the rhythm section could not push the band. Drummer Rob Roth, in his first appearance as the sole drummer, refused to loosen up and swing. The power of former drummer Todd Nero is missed, but if Roth will play louder, adding cymbal and bass drum kicks, the band just might generate some energy. The new repertoire includes L. punt Basie and Woody Herman standards featuring such recog- nizable numbers as One O'clock Jump, Sweet Georgia Brown, and a Stan Kenton arrangement of Stompin' at the Savoy. "We're very Basie and Herman oriented," said Director Floyd Williams during the concert. The most together tunes as far as rhythms and entrances were John Brown's Other Body and two Herman tunes: the ballad, We'll be Together Again, and Brotherhood of Man, featur- ing Rocco Arcieri and Kris Jensen trading trumpet solos. The last two tunes had the enthusiasm lacking in the other numbers. by John McDermot Do you believe in the corn- mercial potential of a new music? Option 30 does, un- folding its distinct style to the delight of Allegheny students last Friday night in the C.C. lobby. In its debut perfor- mance, it offered a live show full of vibrant new music equalling any in the load area. Guitarist/Vocalist Tim Smith, drummer Todd Nero and bassist Jim Nordstrom are all former members of The Edge, a local favorite until the group dis- banded near the end of last summer. The three recently regrouped, replacing original Edge vocalist Dan Webb with Keyboard/Vocalist Trent Reznar. Reznar has been accepted to Allegheny as a freshman next fall. Option 30 played several acts during the evening, between 8 pm and 2 am. The performance included several original songs (a highlight was the extended ver- sion of The Edge's "Lenore") as well as versions of new music favorites such as Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me with Science" and Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio:" Because of recent exposure on MTV and some of the areas more progressive radio stations, these songs were well received. Option 30 unveiled a tight, professional show. Trent Rez- nar's performance stood out in particular, surpassing previous Edge performances. Option 30s tour in the near future includes May 25th at the Evergreen in Edinboro; May 27 at Yesterday's News; May 28 at Theta Chi and May 29 in Conneaut Lake. The band will also perform at the P.N.A., a rock club that will be opening soon in downtown Meadville. Option 30 is taking a big risk playing live new music in an area as conservative as Meadville, but as Trent Reznar said Friday night, "If you want to hear Lynrd Skynrd, a hundred other bands are playing it." Hopefully Option 30 will clear the way for other bands to play new music in the area. Photo by Palermo The Allegheny College Jazz Lab performed its spring concert Tuesday night. If you missed it, the jazz lab will perform again on Sunday afternoon with the Allegheny Wind Symphony. Jazz Lab `Aint Got That Swing' Yet The transition to more tradi- tional big band charts is a smart move for the jazz lab. When they learn how to swing them, and swing them hard, they'll increase their professionalism and popularity. Now that they have the music, all they need is the energy. ;age 18 Wednesday, May 25, 1983 CAMPUS C.0 GOODTIMES '83 TiCkETS ON SALE AT C.C. 140. BOOTH ThuRs., MAY 26- 1:30- 4:001 7:00- 9:00pm FRi., MAy 27- 1:00- 9:30pM SAT., MAy 28- 1:00- showrimE SAT., MAy 28-8 pm C.C. AUDITORIUM STEVE LANDESBERG ...WiTh SpECia QUEST LIVINGSTON TAYLOR GoodTimEs kickoff wiTh JOHN HARTFORD FRi. MAy 27 - 7pm C.C. WEST LAWN FRidAy CONCERT WITH ALEX BEVAN - 7pm; C.C. WEST LAWN PARK gwes LAST CHANCE 20-50% Off storewide !!! STOP BY TODAY!! 258 Chestnut St. 724-7869 THE HAIR COMPANY 794 PARK AVENUE 724-6685 CAMPUS Wednesday, May 25,1983 Page 19 CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED CLASSFIED Last day to send a transcript is June 1, 1983. Others may be requested for "AFTER GRADES". * ** Looking for a summer apart- ment? Ideal location, right behind South Hall. Full kitchen, living room, bathroom, two bedrooms. Contact Kevin Mc- Kenna at 724-2217. *** Visiting dancer needs fur- nished apartment near campus. Mid-June thru July. (6 weeks) Please contact 724-1412. *** For sublease this summer - a large spacious three bedroom apartment. Rent is very reason- able. Please call Debbie at 724-9511 or Tracy at 724-9635. *** Summer & Fall Apartment Available: 3 bedrooms, fur- nished apartment. $160/month plus utilites. 1 bedroom fur- nished - $150/month plus utili- ties. Both are located on 732 Baldwin Street. Security depo- sit. Phone 398-4750. * ** FOR RENT - - 732 Baldwin Street Apt. No 1. Available 1, 2, or 3 months during the summer. Two bedrooms, a spacious living room, bathroom, and kitchen all furnished. Rent ($105) and duration of occupancy negoti- able to fit your schedule. Inter- ested? Call 333-8445 or write to Box 1470. * ** Apartment for rent during summer at 259 Allegheny Street. Has 4 single bedrooms, 2 bath- rooms, living room, kitchen, and a very nice backyard. Rent is $50 per month plus utilites. Looking for 1, 2, or 3 room- mates. Call Ruth at 333-1649 if interested, leave a message if she's not there. * ** Female housemate wanted for the summer. House located at 388 Highland (very close to campus), reasonable rent. If interested call Anne, Beth or Mary at 337-7975. * ** FOR SALE: Rug, 6' x 12', short shag, rust color. Call Laurelyn at 724-2b56 or 724- 9630. * ** TO GRADUATING SENIORS - I am looking for used furniture - cheap. If you would like to get rid of yours, please let me know. Congrats! Gretchen Shutt Box 1991 333-6234 We Buy Furniture! Have furniture that you don't know what to do with or don't want to take home with you? Call us. We will look it over and make an offer. Vic Kress Realty — Dial 333-1141 * ** Guitar lessons availabe during the summer of 1983. Individual instruction of Classical, Jazz, Folk and Pop styles given on Beginning and Intermediate levels. Willing to accept a maximum of 20 students on a first come, first serve basis. For further information contact Steven Brown, Box 522 or call 724- 9655. * ** Teaching Assistantship May Be Available at a Japanese Univer- sity for 1983-1984 Kansai Gaidai University has recently contacted Allegheny College regarding the possibility of having a student teaching assistantship during the 1983- 1984 academic year. The position is valued at $2,600. Students can take courses in Japanese studes at Kansai Gai- dai. Courses are offered in English except for the Japanese language courses. Details are incomplete as yet, but Kansai Gaidai expects candidates to be reviewed by a committee of Allegheny faculty. If you would be interested in this opportunity please prepare a letter of application addressed to the faculty review committee. Your letter should explain your interest in study in Japan, discuss your ability to commun- icate orally and in writing, and authorize a review of your transcript. Application letters are to be given to Mrs. Barretta in the Office of the Dean of the College no later than noon on June 1, 1983. Interviews will be scheduled for study day, June 2. Further information is available from Mrs. Barretta. THREE APARTMENTS FOR RENT: Each 21/2 rooms — furnished, sunporch, very clean, no pets, (bedroom, living room, kitchen corner, bath) $140/month. 12 miles out of Meadville. Call 789-3054. * ** Any students who would like to receive the 1983-84 Graduate Record Examination or Grad- uate Management Admission Test bulletins over the summer, should stop by the Counseling Center to leave their names and summer addresses. They should be available sometime in July and will be sent as soon as the Counseling Center receives them. *** APARTMENTS: 1) 434 Park Ave. 1 or 2 persons. Furnished 1st floor. $260 includes utilities. 2) 781% Garden St. 2nd floor 1 bedroom. Sty & frig. 1 or 2 people. $225 includes. 3) 693 Park Ave. 2nd floor 1 bedroom apt. Sty & frig. 1 or 2 people. $170 + util. 4) 104 Glenwood Ave. 1st floor 1 bedroom apt. Sty & frig. 1 or 2 people. $160+ 5) 753 Park. 2nd floor 1 or 2 bedroom w/stv & frig. ? 2 people. $175+ Call Vic Kress Realty — 333-1141. *** Special Workshop for Juniors Only. Gearing up for Graduate School. Thursday, May 26, 7:00 p.m. Career Services Office library. SIGN UP NOW with Career Services Secretary. * ** LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO LIVE NEXT YEAR? There's room for two more in apartment just one block from the Red & White on Prospect St. Four rooms and bath for only $190- month. Call 337-8375. CARPET FOR SALE: Excel- lent for quads or doubles, almost new, 11 X 14, priced to sell. Call Robbin or Theresa at 724-9612. *** Public Management at C.M.U. Robert P. Strauss, Associate Dean and Professor of Econo- mics and Public Policy. Thurs- day, May 26, at 2:00 p.m. Counseling Center Group Room. *** Anyone interested in on- campus housing for summer school should contact the Resi- dence Life Office as soon as possible. *脪 FOR RENT - - Allegheny Street house for summer. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, full kitchen, fully furnished. Only $75 a month. If you have less than four people, or you're only interested in one session we can still make a deal you can't refuse. Call Chris at 333-6308 or J.D. or Rob at 724-9625, or Box 1713. Puzzle Answer AV RI OW ? AW FE ? METU AID ? OCIM up E EUU R A T T END E D IDEALS ROTU P AC I T AGA LE AUHORE GA NOR I ? L LE CAD TE BLUNDS HID ERS EE BANS EILAE TERROR ORWARD EAGLE AVU COLE SEEK RED ? EDEN TRUE The first LSAT of the 1983- 84 school year will he held on October 1 and the regular registration postmark deadline is September 1, which is several days earlier than students' return to the campus. In order to be assigned to the Allegheny test center and to avoid last registra- tions, candidates who wish to take the October 1 test are encouraged to register early - perhaps before leaving school this spring, or during the sum- mer months. Test registration packets are available in the Counseling Center. • • • Hey you out there in the cold apartment for summer rent. 5 bedrooms fully carpeted, some furnishings (refrigerator and stove) $75 + per tenant. Close to campus. Call right away, do not delay and ask for John, Bob, Scott at 724-9589. • • • Two large double rooms for rent for the 1983-84 school year. Very reasonable rent includes utilities. Gameroom, pool table, T.V. room, and partial kitchen included. 360 North Main St. 336-2732. • • • FOR RENT - - Three and five bedroom apartments. Unfur- nished, with stove and refriger- ator. No pets. Security deposit required. Call 382-2723. CROWS HONOR SENIORS !!! 10:00 TONIGHT! Guys ON GUEST LIST. BALdWIN PENINSULA 3Rd FLOOR BALdWiN PROSPECT EVER ONE WELCOME! SATURdAy NighT- 10:30 Page 20 Wednesday, May 25,1983 CAMPUS PERSONALS! !PERSONALS! Dear Hubby (and hairdresser), The Kid is driving me crazy. I think it's about time you take on some of your responsibilities as a father so I'm sending the "little lad" (lass) to stay with you for the summer. Actually, I would prefer you take her now since you have a single, but I suppose I can put up with her for the rest of the term if I have to. Hope you and the Kid have a "fun" summer. Love, The Wife *** Snow White, Look ! A personal just for you - surely you didn't think I'd forget!! Witty, reserved, sensi- tive in that order, by the way. Now, I think we have a little deal this Friday, either 15 or one-on-one, your choice. Or will you back down to a person incapable of long division?! P.S. You're not psycho, but beware of unexpected looking- glasses, just in case. I'm glad you told me. Always, Your favorite 3-hour conversationalist *** June Gilson, Some of the people tend to be out of touch with many of the things that happen on campus because of their off- campus status. In such cases THE CAMPUS is the only source of information we get. There- fore, since we have found out about your good news we want to wish you the very best of everything in all the years to come. Congratulations!! Two former hallmates *** Diane, Hey L'il Bro, you made APO. Congrats! Will we ever cook again? Good luck with finals!! Wayne *** Cap'n, The ship never sails calm waters when it's raining .. . Thank you for making me happy. Kiddo *** Dear Punchbug, Let's have that nutmeg party soon. Old Vienna Congratulations new Alpha Phi Omega brothers! Do it for service!!! The Brother of Alpha Phi Omega *** To Lundy - My adopted APO little brother, Congratulations on becoming a brother! Love, Mary * ** Dear Di, What am I going to do without you? I can't survive without DMT in the mornings, Carole in the afternoon, your snoring at night! You're so special to me, and having you as my roommate for two years has been the unique experience of my life. Good luck at Exeter - - I'm really going to miss you. Don't forget to always smile and laugh - - I love you! Beth. *** Slam You better have a date by the time you read this or all I can say is I'll have to do it! Get psyched for a great party and we're definitely there for brunch on Sunday! A concerned party *** To all ADPi pledges and sisters, Get psyched for spring party - it's going to be a great time!!! To my grandchildren in Baldwin N., I'm sorry if I'm a nag from time to time but you know that's only because I love you both. It's been a great year - now get psyched for summer! Take care of yourselves cause I won't be there to look after you all the time. Eat right, get enough rest, and TAKE YOUR PENICILLIN! Love, Grandma P.S. Come visit me in Ravine or I'll disown you both!! *** Now listen ladies - despite the uncanny resemblance, I'm NOT Tom Selleck. I wouldn't have grown this 'stache if I'd have known how much trouble it would cause! Please leave me alone! Furnished apartment for rent over the summer - will negotiate a price. Call 333-1192 and ask for Sue or Mary. *** Anyone interested in apply- ing to be on the 1983-1984 ASG Concert Committee can pick up an application on the ASG office door. Return completed appli- cations to Cliff Lindholm, Box 1348 by Friday. Group inter- view Monday, May 30 at 7:30 p.m. in the Concert Committee office, Room U108. * ** Matt, Way to Go! What a champ! We're proud of you! Love, Us at 556 (1/2) Park *** Connie, Good luck with seminar! Friday you can let it go!! Love, A. *** enorD, "Love bites" but life is worth it. DAA *** Shelly, Thanks for being such a wonderful "big sis"! This year has been great and I couldn't have made it without you - Keep Smiling! Love ya lots, "Your little" *** Kendahl, Thanks for being a great roommate! Freshman year was fantastic! love ya, your roomie *** AX's and Hermes get psyched for a good old time at Spring Party!! *** John, Happy 21st Birthday! I'm really going to miss you next year - you don't know how much you mean to me. Love, Caroline 4c PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! "META Chi- "OPTION30" SATURdAy NighT OpEN To All WOMEN osammsw MEN BAND BEGINS AT 11:00 AFTER STEVE LANdESbERq Get Psyched May 25- May 28 FIJI ISLAND 1983 Wednesday-Tropical Night (Dress Tropical!) Thursday- Fiji Night at the Movies! Friday-Art Survey D.J. !!! Saturday afternoon- Country Band Saturday Night- Food and - - Fun for Island's End!! P.S. Beware Of The Bull ! LAST WEEkENd OIThE TERM... LIVE IT UP ! * ** J., You're a woman of the road; sun streaked hair streaming behind you, sexy sunglasses checking out the scene, just cruisin' along. J. *** Happy Birthday V - I Love You - No Neck signed, Doug "Magnum" Benedict *** Dear Dad, I'm looking forward to spending the summer with you. I can't wait to learn how to play baseball and go out to the movies and get ice cream like you promised! Your loving daughter P.S. Hurry! Mom is driving me up the wall! *** Cutie, I want my hat back. Kevin Nowicki *** Happy Birthday Roo-Cinda! Love, SMJ qt=1 ■241 CAMPUS of Allegheny College Box 12, Meadville, PA 16335